Oct 18, 2005 13:19
I met a bunch of folks from the University of Montana this weekend =) I honestly think this is how I would describe them:
Q: What do you call 32 Montanan's in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonalds on Friday night in Montana?
A: Prom.
This guy walks into a bar down in Montana and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?"
"No" replied the man, "I'm from Idaho." The bartender looks at him and syas "Well
what do you do in Idaho?"
"I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered, now asked
"What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar which is staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"
Just cuz they dress in Abercrombie and cute cloths doesnt change anything I've learned. "Montana" is TRUELY a state of mind....and I'll leave it at that. LOL
Need I say more =) This is why I'm getting homesick =)
thank GOD my boyfriend isnt like this =)...then again...he's at the least and Idaho boy =)