The Youngest Billy Goat is held captive.

[bbgoat]

Oh my god we are having a "work day" in geometry and I am with four blond girls and they are talking about prom for forty minutes and I am going to DEFENESTRATE THEM and then EVISCERATE THEM. Or maybe the other way around, but no, an eviscerated body would lack the MOMENTUM. It is like Sweet Valley High up in here

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[weekafternext]

What on earth would I have to sermonize about?

[bbgoat]

UH We just can't figure out why you're meddl all gung-ho to derail some random kids' prom? No offense or anything, it just seems like, you know, a weird hobby.

Delilah and Rita.

[weekafternext]

Let me put it simply, since I'm afraid your teenage anarchist tendencies are blinding you to someone who has an almost frightening skill with baking sedatives and other such influential substances: I am fond of Nate and, by extension, Nate's friends, and terribly bored. As such, giving you a batch of laxative-filled muffins to donate to the (inevitably dimwitted) DJ on behalf of the school's PTA would provide me an evening's laugh, and we could all get on with matters the next day.

[lepetitrouge]

I'm super confused. We'll get back to you.

Delilah.

[bbgoat]

She is trying to bedevil you.

Rita.

[lepetitrouge]

Speaking in tongues? She is a psychologist.