AU: they see me TROLLIN', they HATIN'
Your name is LUCAS LEE.
Even though you are not as high up on the hemospectrum as you would prefer to be, you pretty much ACT LIKE A PRETENTIOUS DICKBAG all the time as if you were. You hold a particular interest in SKATEBOARDING, GETTING INTO FIGHTS and ACTING, though you prefer to only act in or think about stories that have a lot of BLOODSHED, BATTLES and EXPLOSIONS, and are not a big supporter of WEAK, ROMANTIC SHIT because you are THE MAN. You aspire to one day become the NEXT TROLL BRUCE WILLIS, only better somehow--if that's even possible.
Your LUSUS is actually a RABBIT named NIBLET, but you have NO CLUE ABOUT THAT SHIT because Niblet was crushed to death by a HELICOPTER that fell from the sky when you were only a grub. Which is basically the reason you believe the helicopter to be your lusus, which you aptly and intelligently named LUSUS. Luckily, Lusus had a LARGE COOLER full of ENERGY DRINKS AND SOME SORT OF JERKY in it's backseat, therefore proving to be a pretty SWEET AND CARING LUSUS indeed.
Your trolltag is extremeThespian and you 2ttly dont need 2 use punc2ation 2 coast your point across.
