CR Chart for a_facility
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CR CHART
- Ritz crackers are the shit, so I like you.
- You fucking suck, enjoy that Haterade.
- Man, I don't even know.
DUDEFACES
ME
Damn, who is that smooth pimp?
Ramona Flowers
Ex-girlfriend, ex-smoking partner, present day bitch. She's trying to be all nice or whatever, but her track record of dickery isn't exactly playing in her favor. Still hot though. And just because I worry about her in this stupid place doesn't mean I still care or anything, alright?
Matthew Patel
Patel is like...that fanboy that roots through your garbage and looks at your receipts so he can buy the same deodorant as you. No wait, that's not what he's like--that's exactly what he is. My bad. Whatever, analogies are hard. Anyways, he's most likely gonna almost get his ass handed to him like every other day here, so I'm looking out for him. To be honest, he's not all that bad to be around when he's not having a heart attack about something. And I guess we're friends.
Envy Adams
Dated Todd, but is bangin' hot and is suspiciously nice to me. Need to make sure that I turn her down gently when she inevitably falls for my Arms and Charms. Bros before hoes, you know.
Todd Ingram
By far the coolest and most famous league member after me. Probably the only other person in this whole damn place who has any sense, and I'm not just saying that because we agree about everything. Once we get out of here, we're totally pitching the best action movie ever to Michael Bay--like a mix between The Expendables, Transformers and every Die Hard in one--so prepare for that shit. Adams can cameo as long as she's okay with like, fixing a car in the hot sun wearing short shorts.
Wallace Wells
Pilgrim's friend, apparently, which makes me kind of wanna hate him automatically--but he's actually alright, even though he says seriously stupid things sometimes. Yeah, you're "witty and sarcastic," I get it. Kind of an asshole, but I'm on his "Celebrity To-Do" list...and it's hard to hate someone with such good taste.
Knives Chau
Nice enough and seems far too innocent for this place. Said she "didn't know who I was." I think we all know that's not true, but I'll play her little game I guess.
Gideon Graves
Technically my boss, I guess, but I totally don't need his money because I'm super rich. A four-eyed douche. Didn't want me in the League, which is probably one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, and I'm not bitter...he's just a hipster wannabe asshole. Thinks he's so cool, but sucks. I mean, if I wanted to sit around pretending my opinion on shitty indie music mattered, I would have just gone to college.
Johnny
Who the hell is this dork? For some reason, he got it into his head that he can talk to me--strike 1--and that I actually care what he thinks--strike 2. If he was carrying around milk money I would have stolen it one thousand times by now. I guess he's not totally awful, but liking Bill Murray and being nice to the Little Dude can only make me tolerate you so much.
Todd/Squee
This kid should not be here; he's like three years old. This is some fucked up shit. And if anyone messes with him, I'm messing with them right back. With my fists.
Riku
Dude has lady hair. Like, it's so shiny. How does that even happen?
Mindfang/Vriska
I don't even know this chick's deal. I guess she's a troll or something? Whatever, she's totally a closet Nicolas Cage fan, therefore making her part of my target market. She's also a total bitch, but I'm kind of into it. And she needs to put the bunny back in the fucking box.
CREDIT
Original coding by tipsyfish and dailydays.
CR CHART
- Ritz crackers are the shit, so I like you.
- You fucking suck, enjoy that Haterade.
- Man, I don't even know.
DUDEFACES
ME
Damn, who is that smooth pimp?
Ramona Flowers
Ex-girlfriend, ex-smoking partner, present day bitch. She's trying to be all nice or whatever, but her track record of dickery isn't exactly playing in her favor. Still hot though. And just because I worry about her in this stupid place doesn't mean I still care or anything, alright?
Matthew Patel
Patel is like...that fanboy that roots through your garbage and looks at your receipts so he can buy the same deodorant as you. No wait, that's not what he's like--that's exactly what he is. My bad. Whatever, analogies are hard. Anyways, he's most likely gonna almost get his ass handed to him like every other day here, so I'm looking out for him. To be honest, he's not all that bad to be around when he's not having a heart attack about something. And I guess we're friends.
Envy Adams
Dated Todd, but is bangin' hot and is suspiciously nice to me. Need to make sure that I turn her down gently when she inevitably falls for my Arms and Charms. Bros before hoes, you know.
Todd Ingram
By far the coolest and most famous league member after me. Probably the only other person in this whole damn place who has any sense, and I'm not just saying that because we agree about everything. Once we get out of here, we're totally pitching the best action movie ever to Michael Bay--like a mix between The Expendables, Transformers and every Die Hard in one--so prepare for that shit. Adams can cameo as long as she's okay with like, fixing a car in the hot sun wearing short shorts.
Wallace Wells
Pilgrim's friend, apparently, which makes me kind of wanna hate him automatically--but he's actually alright, even though he says seriously stupid things sometimes. Yeah, you're "witty and sarcastic," I get it. Kind of an asshole, but I'm on his "Celebrity To-Do" list...and it's hard to hate someone with such good taste.
Knives Chau
Nice enough and seems far too innocent for this place. Said she "didn't know who I was." I think we all know that's not true, but I'll play her little game I guess.
Gideon Graves
Technically my boss, I guess, but I totally don't need his money because I'm super rich. A four-eyed douche. Didn't want me in the League, which is probably one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, and I'm not bitter...he's just a hipster wannabe asshole. Thinks he's so cool, but sucks. I mean, if I wanted to sit around pretending my opinion on shitty indie music mattered, I would have just gone to college.
Johnny
Who the hell is this dork? For some reason, he got it into his head that he can talk to me--strike 1--and that I actually care what he thinks--strike 2. If he was carrying around milk money I would have stolen it one thousand times by now. I guess he's not totally awful, but liking Bill Murray and being nice to the Little Dude can only make me tolerate you so much.
Todd/Squee
This kid should not be here; he's like three years old. This is some fucked up shit. And if anyone messes with him, I'm messing with them right back. With my fists.
Riku
Dude has lady hair. Like, it's so shiny. How does that even happen?
Mindfang/Vriska
I don't even know this chick's deal. I guess she's a troll or something? Whatever, she's totally a closet Nicolas Cage fan, therefore making her part of my target market. She's also a total bitch, but I'm kind of into it. And she needs to put the bunny back in the fucking box.
CREDIT
Original coding by tipsyfish and dailydays.