here

[bbbuckner83]

here i m

sitting in the library

I have a lot of gas

ooops

I have no internal monolog

that is not how monolog is suppose to be spelled

but my brain did the same thing as my butt a couple of seconds ago

and it farted

so i went jett skiing the other day

and it was a .....

pardon the interruption for this announcement

"quinn is lying"

"thank you"

who in the hell was that twink

just comes in here and ruins my lovely ly

I tell u what

I m going to find out who that guy was and stick my size 11 flip-flop striaght up his ass

twink

so how is everybody

do guys know what the worst thing about spring is

sexual frustration

yeah

there is only so much a hand can do

I mean come on

this sux

and latest studies show

one of the keys to a long, happy life

is a good sex life

hell at this rate

I do not think i m going to be able make it to my 21st b-day

hell I have even made out with a chick in like 3 weeks

Even the nuns down the street get more action then I do

I m not sad

just fustrated

so

if any of u fine women out there are feeling the same way

I think we might be able to help one another out

lets not think of it as play

lets think of it as

how do u say therapy

that is it

therapy

u help me and I help u

u know where to find me

I here I m a good kisser

and i get compliments on my ass daily

but i m late for class

u think about that and give me a haller