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people are fighting at work.
on that note, fuck this job. i wish i were married to this guy.
'Suppose neutral angels were able to talk, Yahweh and Lucifer - God and Satan, to use their popular titles - into settling out of court. What would be the terms of the compromise? Specifically, how would they divide the assets of their early kingdom?
Would God be satisfied with the loaves and fishes and itty bitty thimbles of Communion wine, while Satan to have the red eye gravy, eighteen oz. New York Steaks, and buckets of chilled champagne? Would God really accept twice-a-month lovemaking for procreative purposes and give Satan the all night, no-holds-barred, nasty “can’t-get-enough-of-you” hot-as-hell-fucks?
Would Satan get New Orleans, Bangkok, and the French Riviera and God get Salt Lake City? Satan get ice hockey, God get horseshoes? God get bingo, Satan get stud poker? Satan get LSD; God, Prozac? God get Neil Simon; Satan Oscar Wilde?'
-Tom Robbins
on that note, fuck this job. i wish i were married to this guy.
'Suppose neutral angels were able to talk, Yahweh and Lucifer - God and Satan, to use their popular titles - into settling out of court. What would be the terms of the compromise? Specifically, how would they divide the assets of their early kingdom?
Would God be satisfied with the loaves and fishes and itty bitty thimbles of Communion wine, while Satan to have the red eye gravy, eighteen oz. New York Steaks, and buckets of chilled champagne? Would God really accept twice-a-month lovemaking for procreative purposes and give Satan the all night, no-holds-barred, nasty “can’t-get-enough-of-you” hot-as-hell-fucks?
Would Satan get New Orleans, Bangkok, and the French Riviera and God get Salt Lake City? Satan get ice hockey, God get horseshoes? God get bingo, Satan get stud poker? Satan get LSD; God, Prozac? God get Neil Simon; Satan Oscar Wilde?'
-Tom Robbins