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a new york city conversation: the girl explains, "i saw this older lady running today. she was running really hard and sweating profusely and she had the biggest sweat-stain down the crack of her pants like someone took a large paint brush and made a perfect swipe down there. i don't know, it all just looked really saggy." with which the boy to whom she was speaking replied, "well, maybe she just has a fat pussy."

"eternal life."