ARTIST MIXER POST #1
Hey, artists! It's great to have our people back from last year, and to have so many new people signed up. We're changing the claiming process slightly from last year - instead of making an individual post for each story, we're going to make several lump posts. For now, we're only putting up summaries 1-80 for claiming; we know there are more than eighty of you, so don't worry - as soon as every summary on this post is claimed, a new post will go up. Please check the comments before and after you make a claim, to make sure no one has already claimed it. To claim, comment to this post with your email address and the summary number you chose.
Summaries in bold have already been claimed by an artist.
#1 CLAIMED
PATD, TAI, CS, MCR
Jon/Spencer (Ryan/Brendon, Gabe/William, very vague MCR pairs)
Jon has picked up and moved across the country to a tiny little town on the west coast where the ocean beats at his front door and the sun comes out for only hours at a time. After taking over Tom’s business, he finds that the town is not all that he has perceived it to be, especially his coworker Brendon whom no one in town will explain a thing about.
Jon gets more than he bargained for with this move, especially when it comes to the house on the hill and the shrouded mystery about its inhabitant. Obsessing is not a usual activity for Jon, but the house, and the guy who lives there, are too curious to leave alone. Jon may be in over his head this time.
#2 CLAIMED
FOB
Pete/Patrick
AU. sequel to existing story.
No one ever said revenge was going to be easy, least of all Patrick Stump. In the middle of trying to save souls--and thus, redeem his own--he has to deal with balancing dating a human and sending people to hell, not to mention someone new sticking her nose in where it's definitely not wanted. When Katy's machinations make him snap and kidnap Pete, can Bill overcome his desperate fear of Ashlee, Bob and Andy to save him? Or does Hell always win?
#3 CLAIMED
MCR, PATD, FOB, GCH, CS, TAI.
This company is called Clandestine Industries. We work at the headquarters. Pete owns the premises, and he’s the one who created the symbol that’s all over the place. It called the bartskull - it’s a bat, a heart and a skull. Pete has it tattooed on his body, but I’m not telling you where because you’ll probably freak, and Pete will show you soon enough anyway, he takes any opportunity to flash it,’ Patrick rolled his eyes at Brendon, who inclined his head to show he was still listening.
'Okay, we’re an apparel company, meaning we design and create numerous pieces of clothing and footwear to distribute and sell. We get a pretty good business, because scene kids seem to have a thing for the designs. There are a whole heap of people in this building, but we mostly stay on the ground floor, this one, because the other two are taken up by stock and a lot of other crap. Right now, we want you as someone who sorts out paperwork and filing. Are you up for it?’
Brendon nodded and Patrick went through his salary, working hours, the company uniform (“Wear whatever the hell you want, Brendon, seriously, no one cares around here”), the company policies (“Uh, not many rules around here, just do what Pete tells you, unless it’s sexual, in that case he’s all talk and absolutely no action, so you know, there’s no need to report him or anything”) and all the other essential stuff, then Patrick was pushing some paperwork towards Brendon and oh hey, sign here, initials here, full name there, and you’ve got yourself pretty much the coolest job you will ever be offered, kid.
As soon as Brendon signed the dotted line, Patrick grinned and reached across the desk to shake his hand.
‘Congratulations, Brendon. You’re now the latest addition to the Clandestine family.’
And, holy shit. What a family it was.
#4 CLAIMED
MCR (PATD, FOB, CS, TAI)
Frank/Gerard, Ryan/Brendon/Spencer
Set in the future, where humans are on the brink of evolution. For the select few born with a special awareness of their own minds - an awareness which gives them abilities beyond the norm, life is suddenly a very dangerous thing. Frightened of what this could mean, the government set out to make this new race of humans extinct, telling the public that these people are mentally unstable defectives and must be kept under observation for the safety of the public.
All of this brings together a rather odd troupe of people, hiding from the government and eventually having to protect one of their own when he's taken into custody. Superpowers rescue mission!
Featuring telepathic!Gerard and Bob, telekinetic!Ryan, superspeed!Brendon, pyro!Frank, healer!Patrick, destroyer!Gabe, empath!Spencer, futureteller!Mikey and poor, normal ol' Pete.
This is where he expects them to either herd him out onto the street or call the police. With a sidelong glance, Gerard can see their refrigerator and there’s no mistaking the red flyer stuck to it. He’s seen them more times than he’d like to count, though he tries not to. They’re the flyers the government released last month declaring it every citizen’s duty to keep an eye out for what they called ‘mutant defects’, people with a ‘disease’ inside their brain which leads them to believe they can do extraordinary things. Gerard’s well aware that the entire campaign is just to make the people think they’re deranged and have them all locked up as soon as possible. In order to keep the peace, the flyer dictates calmly that people will be cared for and treated where they can no longer harm society. And yeah, Gerard supposes, if you count killing someone as treating them.
#5 CLAIMED
MCR (plus James Dewees and Adam Lazzara)
Gen
Warnings: character death.
Superpower/Superhero AU with inspiration from sources including, but not limited to Watchmen, X-Men, and The Umbrella Academy.
Nuke, a member of the Government-sponsered 'superhero' group V5 dies under mysterious circumstances. The remaining four members of the group are barred from investigating the death, prompting them to go back to their (now illegalized) vigilante ways. Along the way, they pick up a new ally (Nuke's replacement in the team), an old ally (who never went in for the government sponsored work), and end up fighting against a conspiracy that goes further than expected.
#6 CLAIMED
FOB, PATD, MCR, Empires
Pete/Patrick (Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Tom, Frank/Gerard, Andy/Mixon etc)
Pete runs a matchmaking service. He's in love with his secretary Mikey, and has his friends Andy and Patrick doing the formulas for him. His two biggest problems (other than getting Mikey to notice him) are clients he calls Italian Frank and Impossible Brendon. Pete does his best to get his clients matched up with someone who can at least tolerate them, and ends up making things a lot worse before they get better.
#7 CLAIMED
MCR, FOB
Mikey/Alicia, Bob/Patrick, Frank/Gerard
Frank and Mikey are two crew members aboard the WFS Black Parade that are lost in space when the team transports to a remote location to help an alien race in the Federation's name. This isn't the story of how they were lost and then found. This is the story of how they left involuntarily, and in the vast darkness of space, everyone connected to them found themselves.
#8
TAI, CS, FOB, GCH, THS, MSI, MCR, and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz
Travis/William, Travis/Gabe, Gabe/Mike Carden, William/Mike
Warnings: drug use, character death, violence and other possibly disturbing content.
Pete's trying to save his family hotel. Gerard's trying to expose a scam. Gabe and Travis are just trying to keep from falling apart.
On top of all that, the ghosts keep showing up.
#9 CLAIMED
MCR with appearances by FOB, PATD, THS, CS, TU, AAR, and others
Frank/Gerard
Warnings: violence, character death.
While on leave from the police force, Detective Frank Iero occupies himself with three things: drinking, brawling, and being alone. But when a series of brutal murders calls him back to active duty, he must find a killer while confronting people from his past, including estranged best friend turned businessman Mikey Way, and deal with his unwilling attraction to Mikey's enigmatic older brother Gerard.
#10 CLAIMED
MCR, PATD
Bob/Brian (past, unrequited), Brendon/Spencer (unrequited both ways), Bob/Spencer
Love stories aren't always pretty or neat. Some fizzle out in a haze of regrets and changing priorities, some end in rejection and furious rethinking of one's sense of self. Some don't end; not within the confines of the story, anyway.
This fic tells the story of three love affairs. Bob and Brian struggle to connect beyond drunken hook ups in the face of the secrets that Brian keeps and Bob's inability to reach out to him. Brendon and Spencer break apart before they ever get together when Brendon can't let go of his upbringing. By the time he makes that change, it's too late. When Bob and Spencer meet, they are bruised and hurt. Fortunately, they find something in each other that they can build on, until they can take a chance on happiness together.
Set when Panic is just starting out, this is a story of tour and hotel rooms as well as places that people make into homes. It's a story about changing and growing, and discovering what you really want. It's about letting go of the things that you can't have, and dealing with the ache of regret. It's about love.
#11 CLAIMED
PATD-centric, with other Bandom members milling about the place
Brendon/Ryan, Jon/Spencer (Gabe/William, Tom/Haley, Spencer/Haley, Brendon/Tom, Brendon/Cash, more mentioned)
In which Brendon cleans the apartment of published author Ryan Ross to finance his college studies, and Spencer opens up an Indian style café and hires Jon to brew his fair trade coffee.
Brendon sorts through Ryan’s bathroom utensils while Nirvana is blasting from the speakers in the living room. Two tubes of toothpaste join a peaceful parade next to lip balm, moisturizing cream, aftershave and eyeliner that appears to have dried up.
It honestly wouldn’t have taken Spencer’s insinuation to figure out that Ryan’s not entirely straight.
To be fair, the lube in the bedroom drawer was a tiny clue, too, and yes, Brendon might have been snooping just a little. Anyone who’s in the middle of reading Ryan’s book would be curious, and Brendon’s especially curious where Ryan hides all the drugs he must have been doing during the writing process, churning out page after page when he was only nineteen. Against the background of Behind the Sea, it’s also easier to make sense of the scribbled notes Ryan leaves lying around, the tone and particular way in which Ryan phrases things slightly more familiar. Some of them have Brendon’s fingers itching with music. Ryan’s writing is even more lyrical when it’s torn out of context, isn’t bundled up neatly within a chapter.
Brendon refrains. It’s really not his place to leave a mark like that on things he’s merely supposed to straighten up.
#12 CLAIMED
FOB
Pete/Patrick
Warnings: Underage sex
An AU a la the movie "Bedazzled." During a particularly coma-inducing lecture on the American Civil War, bored high-schooler Patrick desperately wishes that someone would take him away from all this bullshit. Enter a hot, but somewhat sketchy stranger who claims to be the Devil, aka Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz, III. Pete makes Patrick a deal: seven wishes in exchange for his soul And the shenanigans begin. The only thing more disturbing than the way Patrick's wishes keep turning out are the wet dreams about Pete that keep waking him up...
#13 CLAIMED
PATD, minor MCR
Jon/Ryan, Brendon/Spencer (minor Bob/Spencer)
Historical AU of little to no historical accuracy.
Set in the none too specified, Jonathan Walker comes back to Hanover Park after the deaths of his parents to see to their affairs and take care of their technically minor wards, Brendon and Spencer as they court and hopefully marry. However, doing so means that he is once against confronted with meeting his childhood nemesis, Ryan Ross, who his parents took in along with Spencer when Jonathan was 12. Shenanigans, pining, misunderstanding, and other such nonsense ensue.
#14 CLAIMED
MCR
Gen
Warnings: horror
When My Chemical Romance move into the Paramour, they get a lot more than they bargained for. All they want to do is write an epic album, but Mikey is falling apart and Gerard isn't sure what to do about it--or about the fact that they're trapped inside the house with no escape from the increasingly strange and terrible things that are happening to them.
#15 CLAIMED
MCR + FOB/CS/TU/PATD
Brian/Bob/Gerard (Mikey/Alicia, Ryland/Alex, Bob/Brian, Pete/Gerard, past Bert/Gerard)
Taxicab AU. Brian is an unsuccessful entrepreneur working in a fast-food restaurant by day. He knows absolutely nothing about cars, or how to manage a business, and his financial situation isn’t exactly ideal, but that doesn’t stop him when he gets his next Big Idea - starting a cab company to take people home from parties (because nobody cares how dirty the cars are or how the bad the service is when they’re drunk). Bob is a mechanic passing through town who somehow gets roped into it. Mikey is Brian’s best friend, who laughs at his great idea, and refuses to participate, except to help him hire drivers. (Sometimes, Brian can’t help but wonder how he ended up with such a gay staff. Then he remembers that he asked Mikey to find him employees, and it all makes sense.)
#16 CLAIMED
MCR
Frank/Gerard
Warning: underage sexual activity.
When supernatural forces invade the world through the innocent-looking surfaces of the mirrors on the walls, Gerard Way is left one of a small band of survivors. Gerard is forced to journey through the remains of civilization to search for his baby brother, and to team up with friends and former enemies along the way.
#17 CLAIMED
AAR/PATD/CS (TC/TAI/GCH/MCR/FOB)
Nick/Tyson (Nick/Gabe, Tyson/Ryan, various others)
A Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist AU
When Nick Wheeler is dumped by his boyfriend, he heads into the city with his band mates in search of a rumoured secret show that he hopes will pull him out of his breakup blues.
Tyson Ritter is also in the city on the search for the same show. Their paths cross and they find themselves on a madcap scavenger hunt through New York- for the band that provides the soundtrack to their lives, for missing best friends and for answers they don’t always know the questions to.
Will they find the elusive band? Or will they find something more along the way?
#18 CLAIMED
PATD/FOB
Ryan/Brendon, Brendon/Shane, Jon/Spencer, Brendon/Pete
Ryan owns a bookstore. Jon manages a cafe. Brendon is a cocaine addict.
"Come back everyday if you want!" Jon called as Brendon walked out the door. Jon shook his head to Ryan. "It's so sad. That kid has to be the most normal and nicest person I've spoken to in awhile and he's in the worst situation."
#19 CLAIMED
PATD
Brendon/Ryan (background Jon/Spencer)
"Grand ideas and good business, it seems, take a lot of work to fuse together." - AU. When Ryan convinces Spencer to help him open up a pet store in Chicago, the last thing he expects is for Brendon Urie to bound into their store and befriend their demonically temperamental parrot - but Brendon does, and if Ryan is maybe a teeny, tiny bit in love with him then well, no one has to know. Not even Ryan himself.
#20 CLAIMED
PATD (with a Stargate Atlantis crossover)
GSF
Panic signs on to do a USO tour in Atlantis. It sounds easy. Four concerts then home. Obviously, since its Panic and this is fanfiction, it can never be that easy. Surprise, surprise. The Wraith show up. Surprise, surprise. Jon has a military kink. No, wait, that isn't a problem. Surprise, surprise. There is romantic angst. No, but seriously. The Wraith. This is bad news for one of the tiny boys. Bad bad news. The military kink, though. Good news.
#21 CLAIMED
FOB/PATD/CS/TAI
Patrick Gen, Bill/Gabe, Brendon/Spencer, implied burgeoning Jon/Ryan
Future-type sci-fi AU in which Patrick is a scientist being pursued by a corrupt and assassination-happy government that wants to steal the prototype of his new invention for their own nefarious purposes. In a stroke of random good fortune, he ends up hitching a ride on the spaceship Clandestine. Pete, the ship's captain, agrees to take Patrick as far his cargo is going, but when government agents board his ship, he suddenly finds himself more invested in Patrick's plight. Pete enlists the help of his network of friends (most of whom make their living in manners of questionable legality and/or morality) to keep Patrick off the government's radar while they sneak him across the galaxy.
#22 CLAIMED
FOB, 5o4plan
Patrick/Jon
Chicago, 2003: Patrick Stump meets a boy named Jon Walker, the new bassist for the band 504plan, not long after TTTYG is released, and spends his summer absolutely smitten. A (non-AU) story of friendship, and of music, and of two boys falling in love.
#23 CLAIMED
PATD, MCR
Pairings: Jon/Brendon, Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Ryan, Frank/Gerard, Panic pre-GSF
Rating: R
AU set in steampunk-ish world where a band of Resistance fighters struggle against a tyrannical Government to help bring back the once-powerful Dragonrider Guild, which has all but been exterminated.
#24 CLAIMED
FOB
Pete/Patrick (Patrick/many customers, Patrick/Andy, Andy/Joe)
Warnings: Rape, violence, minor character death.
Whore!fic
Based somewhat on the Cobra Starship song "Prostitution is the World's Oldest Profession." Before Fall Out Boy even formed, Andy meets Patrick and saves his life. When Joe meets Patrick, he asks him to be in a band. When Pete meets Patrick, he falls in love. When Patrick is a whore the entire beginning of Fall Out Boy changes and becomes a story of hatred, fear, submission, confusion, friendship and most of all love.
Slightly alternate timeline.
#25 CLAIMED
PATD, FOB [CS, MCR, TBS]
Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie, Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz, Pete Wentz/Spencer Smith, [minor pairings: Gerard Way/Adam Lazzara, Ryan Ross/Jon Walker]
Warnings: rape, suicide, death.
Takes place in the nineteen twenties in a setting based off of F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby.
Meet Ryan Ross.The poor writer from the west coast, who travels for miles before ending up in long Island, taking resident with local Patrick Stump. An introvert normally, he plans on spending most of his time alone, writing the book that will put him on the map as a writer. Against his wishes, he is thrust into the whirlwind of drama surrounding his new neighbors, serving as a sort of third party for those harboring secrets. He becomes incredibly close to his two next door neighbors, Pete and Spencer Wentz, the seemingly model couple, though he loathes Pete with every fabric of his being. He also befriends the mysterious Jon Walker, despite the suspicion and rumors. However, he also finds himself falling in love with the strange character that is Brendon Urie, the black sheep of the community, and everything Ryan's every dreamed of. Ryan came to write the next great American novel, but who needs fiction when real life is so interesting.
#26 CLAIMED
TC
Ian/Marshall (very slight Ian/Cash)
"Even when Ian wakes up from unremarkable dreams to the familiar rumble of the road beneath their tires, he doesn't really think much of the knowledge that Marshall is snuffling unconsciously into his shoulder. Shit like this happens all the time on tour." - In which touring is hard, but falling for one's bandmate is even harder (and Ian should never, under any circumstance, agree with one of Cash's bright ideas ever again).
#27 CLAIMED
CS, FOB, THS, MCR, PATD, with appearances from members of TC, Hey Monday, TU, GCH and Empires, plus other bandom people like Zack and Brian
Jon/Spencer, Mikey/Alicia, and fledgling Brendon/Ryan, and Patrick/Greta with reference to established Gerard/Lindsey and Pete/Ashlee
University!AU
In a tiny faculty on the other side of the world, new hire and freshly minted PhD Ryan Ross finds a staff full of expats. Over the course of a year, this staff do their jobs - teaching recalcitrant students, managing research, sleeping through meetings - whilst also trying to have that strange mythical thing called a real life.
#28 CLAIMED
MCR
Frank/Gerard
Warnings for underage sex & drug use.
When Gerard signed the admissions paperwork for the Fordhaver School for Boys, he knew he was signing up for four years of sexual frustration. No one was gay at Fordhaver; Gerard was certain that he would be a virgin until he graduated. In his senior year, though, this stupid gay freshman named Frank disproves Fordhaver's straightness, and throws Gerard's entire world out of wack.
Now, in between drawing, avoiding bullies, running an incredibly serious tabletop RP game, failing out of math, and hanging out with friends, Gerard is also busy kind of falling for this asshole who's way too young for him. It's not what he planned on, but it's what's happening. In conclusion: high school sucks.
"Gerard wasn't even thinking about Frank like that. He wasn't. Gerard has appreciated Frank's ass aesthetically, sure, and he maybe once thought about making out with Frank in a strictly cinematic point-proving way, but Gerard hasn't had dick-touching thoughts about Frank at all. But Mikey saying something about Frank and boning (and the Misfits, shit) kind of makes Gerard think about it, a tiny little bit."
#29 CLAIMED
MCR (MSI, FOB, PATD)
Frank/Gerard, Lindsey/Alicia
Grease AU. The story of Frank Iero and Gerard Way's hair gel and comic book-fueled romance, along with plenty of pining and all the 50's slang you can handle. Includes the adventures of Patrick Stump the disgruntled beautician, Ryan Ross the genderless scarf-thing, and Gabe Saporta as himself.
At that moment, Patrick emerged from his closet with a pair of pants that looked like, when worn, they would be tight enough to actually kill a person dead. They weren't quite jeans, but they weren't quite anything else, either.
"There is no way I'm wearing those pants," said Gerard. He really, really wanted to wear the pants.
#30 CLAIMED
PATD
Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer, Jon/Brendon, Jon/Spencer/Brendon, Spencer/Brendon, culminating in Panic GSF.
Teenage Brendon had his religious crisis, but Brent never introduced him to Ryan and Spencer. Bden’s parents got him counselling and he was prescribed Adderall which helped get over his crisis because it mostly stopped him caring about anything at all. His mission eventually takes him to Chicago and moves into the same apartment complex as Jon, Spence and Ryan.
Ryan, Jon and Spencer are all stupid for each other and miserable about it, refusing to act on it, until their friendship has become really awkward and painfully destructive. When Brendon arrives, he’s what they all don’t realise they need.
This is the story of how they form the band and become lovers. I’d like to stress the fact that I see GSF as a poly-amorous relationship, not just, you know, group sex. Also, this is pretty heavy on the angst and the porn.
#31 CLAIMED
Ensemble: MCR, PATD, FOB
Frank/Gerard, with implied Pete/Mikey
Pete, in Decaydance Mansion, with a yarrow stake.
Frank and Gerard, in the greenhouse, with a plant of questionable origin.
Bob, everywhere you look, with a gang of assassins for justice.
Warnings (or enticements) for: vampires, valets, pamphlets, haunted furniture, dub-thrall, disembodied voices, zombie couriers, sinister rituals, and twice as many words as you were expecting.
#32 CLAIMED
PATD
GSF
Set five and a half/six years in the future, the story starts just as Jon and Cassie finally break things off. Jon engages in an ill-advised (and CLEARLY not well-thought out) rebound fling with Brendon, who, despite being aware of the facts, misreads the situation. Needing to get away, Brendon takes a road trip, but once he's on the road, he decides that he actually needs to get away, and makes the conscious choice to hide from the other guys.
Over the course of a year, Brendon spends time trying to figure out who the hell he is when he's not "of Panic at the Disco." Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the guys are flipping out. They can't find Brendon, his family has made it clear they won't tell them where he is, and they're unsure how, exactly, to be a band without Brendon. They spend that year trying to figure that out, to pretty much come to the decision that they can't, which is when Pete -- who found Brendon early on, but made a promise not to tell where he was -- breaks his promise to Brendon and tells the guys where they can find him.
The guys go to get him back, but Brendon's pretty afraid that if he comes back, he'll end up just being this guy who gives into whatever they want, anytime they ask, and so there's a negotiation process, and Brendon agrees to come on a short, small tour with them, to see if they can work things out. The rest of the fic is about them figuring their problems out, and, well, remembering that they're totally in love with each other.
#33 CLAIMED
PATD
Brendon/Ryan, Brendon/Audrey (minor: Ryan/Keltie, Shane/Regan)
Warnings: drug use, themes of suicide, character death
This is a world of changed plans, of sudden opportunities, of unexpected visions. For in this world, time flows not evenly but fitfully and, as consequence, people receive fitful glimpses of the future. …Who would fare better in this world of fitful time? Those who have seen the future and live only one life? Or those who have not seen the future and wait to live life? Or those who deny the future and live two lives?
- Einstein’s Dreams by Alan Lightman
The air seems thicker, harder to take into his lungs, so he breathes deeper to compensate. From across the room, he sees Ryan's eyes go wide, perhaps in realization, and Brendon thinks bitterly, yes, yes you'd know, wouldn't you? Because this, it's like breathing to Ryan, familiar and automatic, and Brendon's only ever wanted his allotted one, just what he was meant to have and nothing more.
It’s time. It's happening now.
#34 CLAIMED
MCR
Frank/Gerard, mostly Gen.
New London Fire is an elite fringe government force assigned the task of protecting the earth from some of its more interesting threats: those from beyond the atmosphere or even the universe. They've handled dangerous cases before, but they've never seen anything like...ZOMBIES FROM SPACE. Vampires, long hunted in lore and legend, are now the earth's only saviors. All leads as to who sent the creatures turn up blank until Mikey Way, head of the NLF, finds out by being abducted. Is it too late for him? Is it too late for the earth? Find out how six vampires, one government general, and one frustrated comic book artist save the earth in...
IT CAME FROM OUTER JERSEY!!
#35 CLAIMED
FOB, PATD, THS, TAI
Pete/Patrick, Jon/Greta
The Wentz Corporation made its millions in plastics. Pete works for his father, managing the Chicago office, but plans to quit and start up Clandestine once he gets access to his trust fund. Except that he's just discovered he needs to be married first. Enter Patrick, college student who has just lost his scholarship. They enter into a marriage of convenience and shenanigans ensue. Also featuring Greta, the most awesome secretary in the world and Jon, the matchmaking barista.
#36 CLAIMED
PATD
Ryan/Brendon (with side and past pairings)
Brendon loves his job, though it can be a lonely one. He is working for a top secret branch of the CIA called FBR420, run by the mysterious Mr. Peter Wentz who assigns missions to agents guided by officials who act as handlers. One day, William Beckett, an FBR420 handler, is found dead in is office. Brendon and his partner Spencer have been charged with the mission to bring in the primary suspect for the murder: Ryan Ross, former FBR420 agent who William had disavowed months before. With the help of their own handler Jon, they carry out a plan to capture the murderer and bring him to justice. What follows are several twists, turns, epic battles, gadgets, weapons, love, lies, secrecy, insanity, and betrayal.
#37 CLAIMED
PATD, MCR, THS
Ryan/Brendon, some Ryan/Jon, Spencer/Greta, Gerard/Lyn-Z
Victorian vampire AU. Ryan and Spencer are not very good at being vampires and squat in an attic moping instead sweeping out into the night to kill people. The attic in question is Gerard’s, who while very willing to help them, is acquainted with Gabriel, a vampire hunter. Everyone involved suffers from justified persecution complexes, and Ryan and Spencer end up taking refuge in the country, Brendon in tow. Brendon, having got involved by accident, is as concerned about the plight of vampires as Gerard, but it’s more complicated with him.
#38 CLAIMED
PATD (FOB/TAI/CS/GCH/THS/MCR/TC)
Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick, (other vague pairings)
17th century AU. Brendon is fortunately swooped up off the street by a traveling thespian troupe called Decaydance looking for a leading boy. Playing opposite him is Ryan Ross, the fairest of them all. Through a grave mistake, Brendon realizes that the crowd he's fallen into is no ordinary theatre group. With help from the Brothers Way, Decaydance's career in proper theatre takes flight and Brendon is noticed by a noblewoman as pretty extraordinary, as well. When Pete refuses to sell Brendon to her as a servant, they have to find a way to escape from the manor before she tells everyone Pete's life-threatening secret.
A story about love, hope, family, and adventure. And Ryan Ross is in a dress.
#39 CLAIMED
MCR
Frank/Gerard, Bob/Gerard
Warning: minor character death.
Captain Gerard Way and the crew of his waste hauler, the Nemesis, find an abandoned ship. A grisly massacre has taken place on board, leaving only one survivor, a traumatized young man named Frank.
#40 CLAIMED
MCR
Frank/Gerard
Frank is a just out of school psychologist/apparent secretary without the skirt, who gets enlisted by a secret agency to keep an eye on their psychologically damaged super-soldier Gerard Winters. The agency continue to pump Gerard full of dna/ability altering drugs in an attempt to make him faster and stronger regardless on the effects it has on the boy. Frank, on the other hand, quickly befriends Gerard who seems to have a Peter Pan complex and finding him fascinating and a little bit adorable, eventually falls in love with him. Desperate to break Gerard out of the compound Frank confronts the people holding him and ends up in serious danger.
#41 CLAIMED
AAR/PATD (CS/TC/MCR/TAI/GCH/FOB)
Nick/Tyson, Brendon/Spencer (Chris/Mike, Gabe/Travis/William, others)
AU of Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Nick and Tyson have known each other since they were teenagers. When they find themselves broke and on the way to being evicted, Tyson decides that the best way to solve their financial woes is to make a porno. He enlists Nick’s ‘special skills’, along with those of a motley crew of old and new friends. It all goes smoothly, at first. But when the clothes start to come off, they start to see things a little differently.
#42 CLAIMED
CS, TAI
always-a-girl!Gabe/William
R
Gabriela Saporta isn't some pop princess. From Humble Beginnings to Midtown to Cobra Starship, she lives life her own way and damn the consequences.
#43 CLAIMED
MSI, MCR.
Lyn-Z/Gerard.
Warnings: minor character death
Twenty years after the first zombie apocalypse, MSI are part of the underground music scene. After they see The Black Parade perform, shit gets real again. Zombies! Mayhem! Romance! Gore!
#44
PATD
Jon/Spencer
The one in which Jon likes his girls feminine and his guys masculine. Also the one in which Spencer grows up and starts looking like a real boy. (Spoiler: These things are not unrelated.)
Jon first learned about the Kinsey scale when he was about seventeen. And if zero is completely heterosexual, and six is completely homosexual? Jon Walker is a three. So very much a three.
So basically, when Jon joined Panic! at the Disco, he knew that if he fucked up his big chance at being in a band, it wouldn't be because he was attracted to one of his bandmates. The members of Panic were kind of the furthest thing from his type as he could get. Everything was fine.
Until one morning, when Jon got off a plane in Las Vegas, Nevada for some quality band-bonding time and did a double-take when he spotted the bandmates picking him up. There was Ryan, tall and skinny in skinnier jeans and an old hoodie. And then there was Spencer. Spencer Fucking Smith. Looking all kinds of grown up and, well, manly.
#45 CLAIMED
MCR/FOB
Gen (some implied Pete/Mikey)
It's a hot summer's end, and Gerard and Mikey find themselves writing a new storyline for the comic they cowrite. As the story progresses, trouble begins in their own lives, until one day they see the one thing they thought they never would: their own characters, in the flesh.
#46
PATD
Brendon/Ryan (Jon/Spencer, Alex Greenwald/Greta)
Utopia AU
Brendon's grown up in Society 13. He doesn't like it, but at least he's used to it. The same routines, the same people, the knowledge that nothing will ever change; he's accepted it all. But when the infamous Ryan Ross appears out of nowhere, Brendon's precariously tipped world goes tumbling as he struggles to learn the ropes of the society he's set to rule and stay "just friends" with the new kid after one anonymous, heated night.
In other words: Brendon's a future leader. Ryan's the new kid. Jon and Spencer are in love and they don't know it.. Greta can fix anything. Nothing ever really gets solved.
In Society 13, nobody really knows anything.
“Why are you looking at me like I’m crazy?”
“Because you are crazy,” Jon looks proud that he finally can answer a question, and I raise my eyebrows.
“I’m crazy? You guys are the ones acting like you don’t know that the word happy means,” I laugh at the absurd thought.. I mean, even at the upper-level we’re repressed and brainwashed to a fairly high extent, but we at least know about human emotions.
I lean forward to take a bite of my sandwich and stop halfway there. Jon and Spencer haven’t said anything. I slowly lower my sandwich back down to my plate.
“You’re kidding me,” I say.
#47 CLAIMED
PATD
Brendon/Shane
Brendon Urie didn't want to be a hooker, and he's not. He's a homeless kid, who could just go home, tell his parents that he will go to the sexual identity camp, and go back to living his normal life. All he has to do is say he's sorry and that he doesn't like boys anymore and that he really does want to go on his mission and Choose The Right.
Only, he's been OK for the last 6 months. He's stretched his savings out by sleeping in hostels or in the park when it's nice enough. He picks up odd jobs when he can, because no one will actually hire an 18 year old kid with no references or permanent address.
In the park, a photographer named Shane gives him work when he can, and Brendon's grown to trust him, even though Shane has no idea that he's homeless and doesn't have enough money to get him through the winter safely. And it's Shane that Brendon asks to be his first ever client.
Shane, while very interested in Brendon, is not so interested in Brendon being a hooker, decides that Brendon should come and live with him. Which is a combination of awesome and stupid, because he can't really start a relationship with someone who once solicited him and is now living for free in what used to be the room where he dumped things he didn't want to clean up.
And Brendon, he's just not right, and Shane knows that it's not a romance novel, and Brendon's not going to be healed with a magical declaration of love. It'd be awesome, but it's not going to happen, but Shane's feelings grow stronger and he's not alone in that.
When they start dating, it's awkward because it's a kiss at the front door goodnight and then back into the same house, and there's still so much that Brendon hasn't told Shane. And it's not really until the police show up on their doorstep to declare him officially off the Missing Person's list that Shane really begins to see the whole picture.
#48 CLAIMED
PATD
Brendon/Spencer, past Brendon/Ryan, Spencer/Haley
Brendon is still hung up on Ryan even after Ryan has long since moved on. He tries to escape his feelings by moving with Shane to California, but is thwarted when Ryan falls in love with LA and decides to move there too.
Spencer is going through a devastating break-up of his own with Haley, and seeks refuge at Brendon and Shane's place. Things come to a head when Ryan decides to come stay too, while he waits for the closing date on the house he's just purchased. Brendon really wants to escape all of his problems, but mostly he wants to put some distance between himself and Ryan so that he can finally come to terms with their break-up and move on.
Spencer seems to offer the perfect solution when he suggest Brendon join him on a ten day cruise he'd previously purchased as a gift for Haley. Brendon figures it's just what he needs to finally get over Ryan. He just never expected that getting over Ryan would also include falling for Ryan's best friend. As feelings bloom between Brendon and Spencer, they both have to figure out what it means, where it's going, and how exactly they're going to tell Ryan they've fallen in love.
#50 CLAIMED
PATD
bb!Ryan/bb!always-a-girl!Spencer
Spencer has been Ryan's best friend forever, and while she's always been a girl, she's always been the kind of girl who prefers skateboards to skirts, hi-hats to high heels. So imagine his surprise when he discovers -- quite by accident -- that there's a seriously hot girl under all of that beloved Spencerness. And while Ryan fully supports Spencer's right to be a hot chick, he kind of wishes that she would stop being a hot chick around him, because now he can't stop thinking about her, even in his dreams. It only gets worse when she presses him into taking her to a school dance.
Ryan's friendship with Spencer is the most constant, enduring, and important thing in his life, but he feels the boundaries of their relationship changing. Is it real, or is it wishful thinking on his part because he wants her so badly? Either way, he doesn't like where that leaves him -- confused, frustrated, and very much in love.
#51 CLAIMED
FOB
Pete/Patrick
Monsters Inc AU. Pete and Patrick are hard-working monsters at Bono's energy factory, Greta is a black ops agent who doubles as a desk worker, and Brendon is a babysitter who stumbles through an activated closet door. Chaos, monster-kissing, and sinister plots abound, along with a hotass Abominable Snowman.
#52 CLAIMED
PATD
Spencer/Brendon (Spencer/Haley)
After Haley breaks it off with Spencer, Brendon helps him get back on his feet. Time passes, and Spencer finds himself seeing Brendon in a different light. Though Brendon obviously feels the same, he continuously pushes away Spencer's advances. Spencer, feeling completely frustrated with this, tries to make Brendon see that he's really over Haley and his feelings for Brendon have nothing to do with the break up, hard as it was on him.
#53 CLAIMED
MCR
Frank/Gerard
Warnings: implied and described rape.
Frank Iero is a nurse. It wasn't his life-long dream, but he kind of fell into it after meeting Pete Wentz. Pete runs the small private hospital Frank works in. He's good at his job, loves his patients, and lives alone due to not getting along with his mom's boyfriend, and feeling that he doesn't quite fit in with his dad's new family, either. He's generally milling along just fine. Fine, that is, until
Frank gets handed a new patient to look after.
Bob, his superior, gives him the new patients that are a little nervous or sometimes just young, because he has the best bedside manner of all the staff at his disposal, and Frank never disappoints him. Frank quickly discovers his new patient has no idea who they are, or what happened to make them forget, arriving with only a scrap of paper-a sketch neatly drawn onto it-as a clue to his identity. Making it his mission to find out, he can't help falling in love along the way. When he does, though, it's a love that changes his life and brings with it health scares, court cases, and worry he never imagined he'd face. His love comes with problems, most of which the two discover together and must try and overcome if they want to make it through them.
#54 CLAIMED
MCR, TU
Bert/Gerard
Bert disappears from his home in Utah and turns up 3 days later on Gerard’s doorstep in New Jersey. They end up running away together for a cross-country road trip as two friends trying to escape from their everyday lives. Of course, nothing ever goes quite as planned with minor dramas at seemingly every turn of their journey. Meanwhile, their bands/families are trying to catch them, but also trying to let them figure out what everyone else already knows - the reason they ran.
#55
PATD
various pairings
One night in Ryan Ross' life could change everything. One text message could ruin the band. Everyone knows them off of their 2005 hit entitled I Write Sins, Not Tragedies but maybe this band has a lot more than just sins kep secret from the ever watchful fans and media. Maybe, just maybe, there's a tragedy brewing inside all of them and they were just too caught up in their own selves to realize the bigger picture. Based off of twiters, pictures, blogs and just a tad of imagination Case Nunmber 182a goes behind all of that to create a world that could have happend or just might be happening right now.
#56 CLAIMED
PATD
Jon/Brent
After escaping his family's expectations of a college degree and a secure job in favor of music, Jon Walker joins up with The Academy Is... as a tech and finds himself in a whole new world. Always before, he has been one of the band members, now he's on the outside and seeing things he never had the distance to see before. TAI is far from as steady as he thought they were, especially when Panic! at the Disco catches a break while in England and become stars overnight. It's becoming increasingly clear that something is going to break.
So far, the story is similar to history. But then Brent befriends Jon and introduces him to Panic, an impulsive Flickr decision leaves Jon fangirl-famous and Jon starts to realize that maybe he wants more than friendship from Brent even as TAI starts to break and Panic deals with their sudden fame. And as things between Jon and Brent heat up, everything else begin to fall apart.
Also featuring: a snowstorm, Jon's inability to remember song titles, an unfortunate incident of the buses leaving Jon behind and a surprise stage appearance.
#57 CLAIMED
PATD, TAI, TC, CS
Brendon/Spencer Shane Valdes/Alex DeLeon; Jon/Cassie; probable Gabe/William
Brendon Urie a music student at UNLV, and as a sideline, he sometimes makes porn videos for his best friend's very popular amateur porn website, The Shane Valdes College Spectacular. Spencer Smith is a wilderness photographer who doesn't date much, but he does have a favorite web site and a favorite porn star. They meet, they fuck, shenanigans ensue, due in part to their strangely intermeshing circle of friends.
Jon Walker's a photography major in his senior year who thinks maybe some gay for pay amateur porn is just the way to pay for the lighting equipment he needs; his girlfriend's totally okay with that.
Ryan Ross is the author of a cult-favorite novel and divides his time between writing, collecting hats, laughing at his best friend, Spencer's, emotional pain, and infuriating his indispensible secretary, Greta.
William Beckett is a part-time porn star and Las Vegas' bitchiest maitre d'. Gabe Saporta is a part time mime waiter. Travie never bottoms, but that's okay because he's one hell of a top.
And Shane, Brendon's best friend, roommate, and part-time employer, has started dating a naïve little eighteen year-old boy named Alex DeLeon, who loves Smirnoff Ice, can quote all three High School Musical movies by heart, and earnestly believes that sex is something sacred between two (or three) people, and therefore nothing to be ashamed of.
#58 CLAIMED
MCR (FOB, PATD)
Bob/Mikey/Brian, Pete/Patrick, Frank Gerard
My Chemical Romance centered Mannerpunk!AU
This novella was originally intended to be a Victorian AU. Then the author realized just how much research would be involved and instead delved into the wonderful world of mannerpunk: a genre with all of the manners of Victorian England but with none of the history. It also allowed her the opportunity to includes dragons, which she always fancies.
The setting is Jersea, the capital city and a shining mecca of culture and society. All the respectable families live in the city during the social season. One of the oldest families, the Ways, have just married off their eldest son to the Iero boy. Theirs is a love match and the two travel to exotic Orleans for their honeymoon. Two weeks later Mikey finds himself at the altar. His is not a love match though. Coupled with a southern sailing captain named Bob, Mikey's thrown into married life with a stranger. But before he can even get to know his new husband, Bob is called back to duty. To look after Mikey, Bob leaves his butler Patrick and his best friend Brian. Brian's not too thrilled considering he's in love with Bob, but when Mikey and Brian start getting to know one another, feelings begin to develop. Included in the story are Mikey's pet dragon Uni (short for unicorn), butler extraordinaire Spencer, and Mikey's love struck best friend Pete.
The story is 26,000 words full of old world manners, duels for honor and boys in love. Specifically it's centered around the love story of Brian, Bob and Mikey, along with the courting of Pete and Patrick. It has a love scene and the least amount of curse words the author has ever used. She hopes you enjoy.
#59
PATD, CS
Ryan/Spencer, Ryan/Jon, Brendon/Vicky T
Warnings: Forced Sex
Spencer and Ryan have a life in New York, they have friends there. But Ryan can't seem to find what he needs. For some reason, he seeks it in England and it's there that he finds it. In Brendon Urie, he has the best friend he'll ever meet, but then Jon Walker appears. With Spencer in New York, Ryan looks to Jon for support.There's a lot of confusion and some crying, but Ryan goes back to New York and wishes he hadn't. All in all, he's not quite sure how he managed to find a home somewhere that doesn't include the only person he's ever wanted to spend the rest of his life with.
After almost an hour cab ride - because he's just barely figured out the New York Metro, he's not even going to attempt the Underground - he pulls up outside a rather unappealing gray cement tower block. Ryan frowns, but catches himself quickly. New York has spoiled him, or at least, Spencer has.'
#60 CLAIMED
MCR, PATD, CS, TAI, FOB
Frank/Gerard (Gabe/William, Pete/Ryland, Brendon/Ryan)
[Sequel to an existing story; can be read as a stand-alone]
It’s about three a.m. when the guy comes in, Frank guesses, because he’s just getting the itch for a cigarette but knows he doesn’t have another break coming for a while. The guy is young, although not that young, not a college kid on his first strip joint tour or hazing for a frat, and anyway he doesn’t look like the type.
He looks, more or less, like a regular guy, but he’s not a) balding, b) hugely overweight, or c) wearing anything that looks particularly grimy, which puts him light-years ahead of the last three guys Frank danced for.
He also looks a little lost, which is unofficially Frank’s specialty.
#61 CLAIMED
PATD (FOB, MCR, CS, HS)
Brendon/Ryan (unrequited Jon/Brendon and minimal Mikey/Pete & Gerard/Frank)
Ever since he got that letter seven years ago, Ryan’s life has been one dictated by routine. He visits his therapist, Gerard, twice a week; he writes small editorials for the music magazine he works for; and every time his mom’s name comes up on his cell phone, he sends her straight to voicemail. When he finally takes a chance, finally gets the opportunity to write a feature article for his magazine, something he’s been dreaming about, Ryan realizes that life is full of surprises, especially when he is assigned to find out why Brendon Urie, the lead singer of a popular pop band, up and left his band, apparently suffering from a manic episode.
#62
PATD (FOB, CS, MCR, TAI)
Ryan/Brendon (Pete/Patrick, pre-Jon/Spencer, past Pete/Mikey, mentions of various others)
Disneyland AU
The Disneyland parade has evolved into an all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza and Brendon wants to be part of it. Unfortunately there aren't a lot of opportunities for the guy who sells knick-knacks by the park gates. Enter Ryan, the parade's current star attraction, who might just have a plan to get Brendon everything he always wanted.
He had never actually met Ryan Ross. Apparently, Jon heard from Pete who heard from Patrick who worked the Pirates of the Caribbean ride with Ryan’s best friend, that Ryan had worked his ass off for five years before he got to be in the parade. And Ryan was the best.
Everyone knew about Ryan Ross. Brendon didn’t know one person in the park who wasn’t jealous of Ryan and Keltie and their huge float with the dragon and the smoke and the sword. He had a fucking sword.
Every day, Brendon stood next to Jon, as far away from his stall as he dared move, and ate his donut and drank his smoothie and watched Ryan and wished that he could be up there too.
#63
TAI, PATD, CS, MCR, TU, FOB, empires
Jon/William, Gabe/William, Frank/Mikey, Spencer/Brendon, Alex/Gabe/Nate, Jepha/Quinn, Jon/Tom, Pete/Patrick, Gabe/Brendon
Warnings: violence/domestic abuse, drug use,
Prostitution AU.
Jon is an high class escort in downtown Chicago, and has strong morals against falling in love. When he starts feeling things for William, things fall apart -- and not only in their relationship. A story about boundaries, love, and claiming what's yours.
#64 CLAIMED
FOB
Pete Wentz/Peter Wentz
Pete Wentz has spent his entire life fighting off sleep; his adulthood, not just his childhood, haunted by recurring nightmares. One night, while on tour, he falls asleep and wakes up inside the very world he’d been trying to escape his entire life. But that’s not the last unexpected thing to happen.
Running from shadows that threaten to consume him, Pete finds the last person he ever thought he’d meet; himself. But together they escape into the dying embers of light in their nightmare world… only to wake up back in an abandoned warehouse down the street from Pete’s hotel.
They are now left with questions unanswered as to why Pete and Peter are both there and what will happen when night falls.
#65 CLAIMED
PATD
Jon/Spencer
Futurefic where there are boys at the beach being dorks, falling in love, and making music again. In 2015, Jon opens up a gallery with Tom after Panic drifts into a two-year hiatus following a tour in support of their fourth album. After some difficult events in his life -- the death of his grandmother and a break-up with Cassie, who is attending graduate school overseas and whom Jon still misses deeply -- Brendon invites Jon to come visit him, Ryan, and Spencer in California.
Once Jon arrives, the band starts writing songs and hanging out at the beach, and the whole experience allows Jon to reconnect with his photography, his music, and his band. As Jon starts to get closure in his relationship with Cassie as they move toward friendship, Jon realizes that for most of his twenties he's been equally in love with two people at the same time: Cassie and Spencer.
Since the first time Jon met Spencer back when he was still a tech for The Academy Is..., they've been attracted to each other, but their attraction has been obvious to everyone but them. During Jon's stay in California, their feelings come back stronger than ever, and they have to try to figure out how to fit together in a way that they've always wanted to, but never have before.
#66 CLAIMED
MCR, FOB, CS, THS, PATD
Frank/Gerard, although it's mostly gen.
Gerard has a hard time adjusting to going into a rehab facility. It's made easier by his roommate Ryan, and the friends he makes, Pete and Brendon. And of course his attendant, Frank. But he starts to suspect something is wrong at the clinic, and when he finds out the people running it are using the patients for the means to their own ends against their will, Gerard has to expose them and get out. But he would never leave his friends behind. Based loosely on the hidden track from The Black Parade, Blood, which is also the title of the story.
#67 CLAIMED
PATD, FOB
Brendon/Pete
Warnings: Underage sex
Being sixteen is apparently not much cooler than being fifteen. Brendon spends his nine weeks of summer vacation at the University of Syracuse Boys Soccer Camp. He meets Pete Wentz, this eighteen-year-old dude who does pretty much everything perfectly, even sweating. Between practices and just hanging out, it's a little difficult for one of them to realize the inexperience and for the other to realize that no one is just perfect.
#68 CLAIMED
PATD
Tom/Spencer, Jon/Spencer
NC-17
Set in 2006, spanning from January to November, following the (mostly) real events that took place.
Spencer does not anticipate falling for Tom's pushy nature quite the way he does after their first several encounters, but finds himself drawn to him more and more. As the year progresses, their explosive personalities prompt them to clash more often than not until they finally find together. Their truce, however, is only temporary, as band politics in both their lives worsen, and Jon Walker enters Spencer's life.
#69 CLAIMED
TAI
Butcher/Sisky
“Sisky's favorite postcard is a picture of Butcher's tiny bed, empty and one side all messed up like he just got up, the other still neat and pillow perfectly smoothed. On the back all he wrote was, I'm saving the other side for you.”
Butcher meets Sisky as Sisky struggles with high school and the band, and Butcher copes with the grinding monotony of the meat counter. It's love at something like first sight, two crazy kids head over heels in love because of music and passion and the way their hands feel held together. They face the challenges of life together, until they’re dealing with everything apart.
Butcher gets offered an internship in Shenzhen, a city in one of China’s special economic zones. He takes it, and he and Sisky renegotiate their lives over faceless emails and hollow long distance lines, longing for each other. They have a relationship across the thousands of miles that brings them closer together with every stuttered phone call, every yearning post card in the void of oceans and borders.
“The picture is Butcher in profile, his beautiful face, the line of his shoulder and neck, and Sisky misses him so much it hurts. how many days? to go? he asks. Butcher sends back a link to a countdown gadget, a stupid web thing, but Sisky watches it tick and countdown the days, hours, minutes, seconds. At the bottom is that picture of Butcher's empty bed again, black and white, and the title, until i am home with you. ”
#70 CLAIMED
PATD
Brendon/Jon, Various Others
Warning: rape
Brendon met Katy Roy when he was fourteen years old, going from being the perfect, little Mormon boy every parent dreams of to their worst nightmare. Five years later, he’s on the road - not as a member of Panic however, but a groupie instead. Things are going fine for Brendon, perfect even - until Jon Walker comes along and somehow, Brendon’s not so sure anymore.
He’s not sure what’s worse; falling in love with a boy in a band or allowing them to fall in love with you.
Either way, Brendon’s afraid that he’s accomplished both.
#71 CLAIMED
FOB, PATD
Pete/Patrick (Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Joe/Pete)
Marine biology AU set in southern Ireland in which Patrick takes an internship working on a whale watching expedition boat.
"I'm Pete! Your friendly neighborhood captain, and you, dear Patrick, you're our new bitch. Welcome aboard the SS Voyager. This is my first mate, Joe."
Joe nodded, too far away to shake his hand. "Naturalist, or business associate, not first mate. We aren't pirates, Pete."
#72
PATD
Jon/Brendon (and others)
Warnings: character death.
'60s AU. Brendon and Jon's lives are turned upside down when Jon is drafted to the Vietnam War. The pair have to face the hardships of reality as Jon fights for his life (and his new friends') and Brendon fights for Jon to come home. Even when things look like they're going to be alright, they have to deal with death and departures of friends, the constant torture of post-traumatic stress disorder, and the looming thought that they might not be able to hold on any longer.
#73 CLAIMED
PATD
Ryan/Spencer
Just as he had known, from the minute he saw him across the playground, that he wanted Ryan for his friend, as soon as the thought that he might actually want to kiss someone occurred to him, Spencer knew that he wanted that person to be Ryan. He knew it made him greedy, but the fact was that he didn't want to leave parts of Ryan out in the open to be taken by other people.
#74 CLAIMED
PATD
Ryan/Spencer (Brendon/Shane, Jon/Cassie)
Canon-based future!fic set after the release of the fourth album. Ryan and Spencer finally find themselves dealing (poorly) with the fact that they've been in love with each other for most of their lives.
That Ryan has been in love with him on and off since they were six years old is a given; it's a part of Spencer's background reality that he doesn't even think about most of the time because he doesn't have to. It's old; it's indisputable and completely unconditional and a really, really bad idea.
It's an exhausting thing, sometimes, being loved by Ryan Ross. It's even more exhausting when you love him back.
And Spencer always has.
#75 CLAIMED
PATD, FOB
Jon/Spencer. Minor Brendon/Ryan. And an even minor Pete/Patrick.
Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew AU and it takes place at the end of the 19th Century. The fic is just based on the play, but it's not actually the same.
Spencer Smith comes from an upper class family, he's the youngest son of the town's Mayor, but no one will marry or approach to him because of his terrible temper. He's forced to marry Jonathan Walker, a respected farmer -but a farmer at last- who owns a ranch in order to tame him.
#76 CLAIMED
PATD
Brendon/Spencer (Jon/Ryan)
Warnings: Attempted suicide
Spencer Smith’s routine never varied, day to day. Get up, go to work, go home and go to bed. He had an orderly and tidy life, and things were good.
Things were okay.
All right, things were kind of terrible, and Spencer suffered in a mental institution for it. But he made it through and now he’s back out, trying to find his place in the world again.
Life was okay. Or at least it was going to be.
Right?
#77 CLAIMED
PATD, MCR, FOB, CS, TAI
Spencer/Gerard, Pete/Patrick & Bob/Maja
Spencer Smith is turning 25 in three months, and he wants the most spectacular gift a boy could have: The Mona Lisa. Tapping all his resources, he assembles a crack team of thieves and con artists headed by Bob Bryar and Pete Wentz. But there is no honour among these thieves, and when old flames (in the form of Gerard Way and Gabriel Saporta) start to smoulder, Spencer's dreams might just go up in smoke.
Bob and Pete have to collect Spencer's team, which consists of Travis McCoy (the muscle); Andy Hurley (the tech support); Brendon Urie & Adam T Siska (the getaway drivers); Frank Iero (the grease man); Gabriel Saporta (the munitions expert); Patrick Stump (the petty thief and expert pick pocket); and Gerard Way (the art forger). Spencer's plan is almost foiled by William Beckett (the new curator at the Louvre), Mikey Way (Gerard's brother and rival), and Ray Toro (the most brilliant thief there ever was).
#78 CLAIMED
MCR
Bob/Frank
An urban fantasy setting AU where Bob is a thousand year old Viking werewolf, Frank is a vampire (vegan!style), Gerard & Mikey are Unseelie princes on the lam, Ray is a Jersey Devil, Brian is a warlock, and Cortez is half-incubus.
Even though vampires and werewolves are natural enemies and Bob has had his own bad experiences, he just can't seem to stay away from Frank.
Shenanigans (and sexytimes) ensue!
#79 CLAIMED
MCR
Bob/Gerard, mild Frank/Brian
Bob is the personal assistant who keeps star comic writer Gerard's life going. He knows all the dates, looks imposing enough to pose as security, and is maybe a little bit stupid in love with him. Adventures in, around, about, and at JerseyCon! Also featuring Brian the harried manager (as himself), Frank the punk rock accountant, and Mikey the brother.
#80
FOB, PATD, MCR, CS
Ryan/Brendon with slight Spencer/Jon, Pete/Patrick
Ryan adopts a kitten that shows up on his porch one day. They live happily until Ryan admits to his cat (aptly named Oscar Wilde) that he's lonely. A week later, a human named Brendon shows up in place of Oscar. Brendon explains that he is Oscar, and that he just wished until he became a human. The first fic--The Temptation of Ryan Ross--goes through their relationship as Ryan learns to accept and come to like Brendon. And come to like Brendon. Because of a mishap in guessing his gender, Brendon's been raised by previous owners to think he's a girl. This results in a sexpollen-like heat for Brendon, and lots of sex for Ryan. Finally, after an innocuous lunch with his BFF Spencer, Ryan realizes that he actually is sort of in love with Brendon. He shows this to Brendon in the form of a box of kittens, since biologically, Brendon can not have them and they're all he's ever wanted. Happiness ensues with kittens.
The second fic--Trials and Tribulations of Pumpkin Dumplings--follows Pete and his cat (Patrick, whose point of view it is) who pees everywhere whenever Pete calls him Pumpkin Dumplings. After Brendon's transformation, Pete begs Patrick to become a human, too, because he's pretty sure Patrick would be the best person ever. Patrick finally, after a lot of badgering (and one heartfelt admission) wishes and transforms into a human for Pete. Patrick starts to realize that he maybe doesn't hate Pete so much (even if he definitely hates his fucking name) and they end up together (a couple!, Pete says vehemently). Patrick doesn't want kittens, though. Pete's enough trouble as it is. A nice Gibson, perhaps...
Finally, in The Tales of Brendon Urie, esq., we follow Brendon from his birth, to his placement in his second home, to running away to Ryan's house. We finally get the perspective of Victoria's cats, and the kittens. It shows Ryan and Brendon's relationship from Brendon's point of view, and we get to find out who exactly was on the phone, and how his kittens ended up with their names.
Summaries in bold have already been claimed by an artist.
#1 CLAIMED
PATD, TAI, CS, MCR
Jon/Spencer (Ryan/Brendon, Gabe/William, very vague MCR pairs)
Jon has picked up and moved across the country to a tiny little town on the west coast where the ocean beats at his front door and the sun comes out for only hours at a time. After taking over Tom’s business, he finds that the town is not all that he has perceived it to be, especially his coworker Brendon whom no one in town will explain a thing about.
Jon gets more than he bargained for with this move, especially when it comes to the house on the hill and the shrouded mystery about its inhabitant. Obsessing is not a usual activity for Jon, but the house, and the guy who lives there, are too curious to leave alone. Jon may be in over his head this time.
#2 CLAIMED
FOB
Pete/Patrick
AU. sequel to existing story.
No one ever said revenge was going to be easy, least of all Patrick Stump. In the middle of trying to save souls--and thus, redeem his own--he has to deal with balancing dating a human and sending people to hell, not to mention someone new sticking her nose in where it's definitely not wanted. When Katy's machinations make him snap and kidnap Pete, can Bill overcome his desperate fear of Ashlee, Bob and Andy to save him? Or does Hell always win?
#3 CLAIMED
MCR, PATD, FOB, GCH, CS, TAI.
This company is called Clandestine Industries. We work at the headquarters. Pete owns the premises, and he’s the one who created the symbol that’s all over the place. It called the bartskull - it’s a bat, a heart and a skull. Pete has it tattooed on his body, but I’m not telling you where because you’ll probably freak, and Pete will show you soon enough anyway, he takes any opportunity to flash it,’ Patrick rolled his eyes at Brendon, who inclined his head to show he was still listening.
'Okay, we’re an apparel company, meaning we design and create numerous pieces of clothing and footwear to distribute and sell. We get a pretty good business, because scene kids seem to have a thing for the designs. There are a whole heap of people in this building, but we mostly stay on the ground floor, this one, because the other two are taken up by stock and a lot of other crap. Right now, we want you as someone who sorts out paperwork and filing. Are you up for it?’
Brendon nodded and Patrick went through his salary, working hours, the company uniform (“Wear whatever the hell you want, Brendon, seriously, no one cares around here”), the company policies (“Uh, not many rules around here, just do what Pete tells you, unless it’s sexual, in that case he’s all talk and absolutely no action, so you know, there’s no need to report him or anything”) and all the other essential stuff, then Patrick was pushing some paperwork towards Brendon and oh hey, sign here, initials here, full name there, and you’ve got yourself pretty much the coolest job you will ever be offered, kid.
As soon as Brendon signed the dotted line, Patrick grinned and reached across the desk to shake his hand.
‘Congratulations, Brendon. You’re now the latest addition to the Clandestine family.’
And, holy shit. What a family it was.
#4 CLAIMED
MCR (PATD, FOB, CS, TAI)
Frank/Gerard, Ryan/Brendon/Spencer
Set in the future, where humans are on the brink of evolution. For the select few born with a special awareness of their own minds - an awareness which gives them abilities beyond the norm, life is suddenly a very dangerous thing. Frightened of what this could mean, the government set out to make this new race of humans extinct, telling the public that these people are mentally unstable defectives and must be kept under observation for the safety of the public.
All of this brings together a rather odd troupe of people, hiding from the government and eventually having to protect one of their own when he's taken into custody. Superpowers rescue mission!
Featuring telepathic!Gerard and Bob, telekinetic!Ryan, superspeed!Brendon, pyro!Frank, healer!Patrick, destroyer!Gabe, empath!Spencer, futureteller!Mikey and poor, normal ol' Pete.
This is where he expects them to either herd him out onto the street or call the police. With a sidelong glance, Gerard can see their refrigerator and there’s no mistaking the red flyer stuck to it. He’s seen them more times than he’d like to count, though he tries not to. They’re the flyers the government released last month declaring it every citizen’s duty to keep an eye out for what they called ‘mutant defects’, people with a ‘disease’ inside their brain which leads them to believe they can do extraordinary things. Gerard’s well aware that the entire campaign is just to make the people think they’re deranged and have them all locked up as soon as possible. In order to keep the peace, the flyer dictates calmly that people will be cared for and treated where they can no longer harm society. And yeah, Gerard supposes, if you count killing someone as treating them.
#5 CLAIMED
MCR (plus James Dewees and Adam Lazzara)
Gen
Warnings: character death.
Superpower/Superhero AU with inspiration from sources including, but not limited to Watchmen, X-Men, and The Umbrella Academy.
Nuke, a member of the Government-sponsered 'superhero' group V5 dies under mysterious circumstances. The remaining four members of the group are barred from investigating the death, prompting them to go back to their (now illegalized) vigilante ways. Along the way, they pick up a new ally (Nuke's replacement in the team), an old ally (who never went in for the government sponsored work), and end up fighting against a conspiracy that goes further than expected.
#6 CLAIMED
FOB, PATD, MCR, Empires
Pete/Patrick (Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Tom, Frank/Gerard, Andy/Mixon etc)
Pete runs a matchmaking service. He's in love with his secretary Mikey, and has his friends Andy and Patrick doing the formulas for him. His two biggest problems (other than getting Mikey to notice him) are clients he calls Italian Frank and Impossible Brendon. Pete does his best to get his clients matched up with someone who can at least tolerate them, and ends up making things a lot worse before they get better.
#7 CLAIMED
MCR, FOB
Mikey/Alicia, Bob/Patrick, Frank/Gerard
Frank and Mikey are two crew members aboard the WFS Black Parade that are lost in space when the team transports to a remote location to help an alien race in the Federation's name. This isn't the story of how they were lost and then found. This is the story of how they left involuntarily, and in the vast darkness of space, everyone connected to them found themselves.
#8
TAI, CS, FOB, GCH, THS, MSI, MCR, and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz
Travis/William, Travis/Gabe, Gabe/Mike Carden, William/Mike
Warnings: drug use, character death, violence and other possibly disturbing content.
Pete's trying to save his family hotel. Gerard's trying to expose a scam. Gabe and Travis are just trying to keep from falling apart.
On top of all that, the ghosts keep showing up.
#9 CLAIMED
MCR with appearances by FOB, PATD, THS, CS, TU, AAR, and others
Frank/Gerard
Warnings: violence, character death.
While on leave from the police force, Detective Frank Iero occupies himself with three things: drinking, brawling, and being alone. But when a series of brutal murders calls him back to active duty, he must find a killer while confronting people from his past, including estranged best friend turned businessman Mikey Way, and deal with his unwilling attraction to Mikey's enigmatic older brother Gerard.
#10 CLAIMED
MCR, PATD
Bob/Brian (past, unrequited), Brendon/Spencer (unrequited both ways), Bob/Spencer
Love stories aren't always pretty or neat. Some fizzle out in a haze of regrets and changing priorities, some end in rejection and furious rethinking of one's sense of self. Some don't end; not within the confines of the story, anyway.
This fic tells the story of three love affairs. Bob and Brian struggle to connect beyond drunken hook ups in the face of the secrets that Brian keeps and Bob's inability to reach out to him. Brendon and Spencer break apart before they ever get together when Brendon can't let go of his upbringing. By the time he makes that change, it's too late. When Bob and Spencer meet, they are bruised and hurt. Fortunately, they find something in each other that they can build on, until they can take a chance on happiness together.
Set when Panic is just starting out, this is a story of tour and hotel rooms as well as places that people make into homes. It's a story about changing and growing, and discovering what you really want. It's about letting go of the things that you can't have, and dealing with the ache of regret. It's about love.
#11 CLAIMED
PATD-centric, with other Bandom members milling about the place
Brendon/Ryan, Jon/Spencer (Gabe/William, Tom/Haley, Spencer/Haley, Brendon/Tom, Brendon/Cash, more mentioned)
In which Brendon cleans the apartment of published author Ryan Ross to finance his college studies, and Spencer opens up an Indian style café and hires Jon to brew his fair trade coffee.
Brendon sorts through Ryan’s bathroom utensils while Nirvana is blasting from the speakers in the living room. Two tubes of toothpaste join a peaceful parade next to lip balm, moisturizing cream, aftershave and eyeliner that appears to have dried up.
It honestly wouldn’t have taken Spencer’s insinuation to figure out that Ryan’s not entirely straight.
To be fair, the lube in the bedroom drawer was a tiny clue, too, and yes, Brendon might have been snooping just a little. Anyone who’s in the middle of reading Ryan’s book would be curious, and Brendon’s especially curious where Ryan hides all the drugs he must have been doing during the writing process, churning out page after page when he was only nineteen. Against the background of Behind the Sea, it’s also easier to make sense of the scribbled notes Ryan leaves lying around, the tone and particular way in which Ryan phrases things slightly more familiar. Some of them have Brendon’s fingers itching with music. Ryan’s writing is even more lyrical when it’s torn out of context, isn’t bundled up neatly within a chapter.
Brendon refrains. It’s really not his place to leave a mark like that on things he’s merely supposed to straighten up.
#12 CLAIMED
FOB
Pete/Patrick
Warnings: Underage sex
An AU a la the movie "Bedazzled." During a particularly coma-inducing lecture on the American Civil War, bored high-schooler Patrick desperately wishes that someone would take him away from all this bullshit. Enter a hot, but somewhat sketchy stranger who claims to be the Devil, aka Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz, III. Pete makes Patrick a deal: seven wishes in exchange for his soul And the shenanigans begin. The only thing more disturbing than the way Patrick's wishes keep turning out are the wet dreams about Pete that keep waking him up...
#13 CLAIMED
PATD, minor MCR
Jon/Ryan, Brendon/Spencer (minor Bob/Spencer)
Historical AU of little to no historical accuracy.
Set in the none too specified, Jonathan Walker comes back to Hanover Park after the deaths of his parents to see to their affairs and take care of their technically minor wards, Brendon and Spencer as they court and hopefully marry. However, doing so means that he is once against confronted with meeting his childhood nemesis, Ryan Ross, who his parents took in along with Spencer when Jonathan was 12. Shenanigans, pining, misunderstanding, and other such nonsense ensue.
#14 CLAIMED
MCR
Gen
Warnings: horror
When My Chemical Romance move into the Paramour, they get a lot more than they bargained for. All they want to do is write an epic album, but Mikey is falling apart and Gerard isn't sure what to do about it--or about the fact that they're trapped inside the house with no escape from the increasingly strange and terrible things that are happening to them.
#15 CLAIMED
MCR + FOB/CS/TU/PATD
Brian/Bob/Gerard (Mikey/Alicia, Ryland/Alex, Bob/Brian, Pete/Gerard, past Bert/Gerard)
Taxicab AU. Brian is an unsuccessful entrepreneur working in a fast-food restaurant by day. He knows absolutely nothing about cars, or how to manage a business, and his financial situation isn’t exactly ideal, but that doesn’t stop him when he gets his next Big Idea - starting a cab company to take people home from parties (because nobody cares how dirty the cars are or how the bad the service is when they’re drunk). Bob is a mechanic passing through town who somehow gets roped into it. Mikey is Brian’s best friend, who laughs at his great idea, and refuses to participate, except to help him hire drivers. (Sometimes, Brian can’t help but wonder how he ended up with such a gay staff. Then he remembers that he asked Mikey to find him employees, and it all makes sense.)
#16 CLAIMED
MCR
Frank/Gerard
Warning: underage sexual activity.
When supernatural forces invade the world through the innocent-looking surfaces of the mirrors on the walls, Gerard Way is left one of a small band of survivors. Gerard is forced to journey through the remains of civilization to search for his baby brother, and to team up with friends and former enemies along the way.
#17 CLAIMED
AAR/PATD/CS (TC/TAI/GCH/MCR/FOB)
Nick/Tyson (Nick/Gabe, Tyson/Ryan, various others)
A Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist AU
When Nick Wheeler is dumped by his boyfriend, he heads into the city with his band mates in search of a rumoured secret show that he hopes will pull him out of his breakup blues.
Tyson Ritter is also in the city on the search for the same show. Their paths cross and they find themselves on a madcap scavenger hunt through New York- for the band that provides the soundtrack to their lives, for missing best friends and for answers they don’t always know the questions to.
Will they find the elusive band? Or will they find something more along the way?
#18 CLAIMED
PATD/FOB
Ryan/Brendon, Brendon/Shane, Jon/Spencer, Brendon/Pete
Ryan owns a bookstore. Jon manages a cafe. Brendon is a cocaine addict.
"Come back everyday if you want!" Jon called as Brendon walked out the door. Jon shook his head to Ryan. "It's so sad. That kid has to be the most normal and nicest person I've spoken to in awhile and he's in the worst situation."
#19 CLAIMED
PATD
Brendon/Ryan (background Jon/Spencer)
"Grand ideas and good business, it seems, take a lot of work to fuse together." - AU. When Ryan convinces Spencer to help him open up a pet store in Chicago, the last thing he expects is for Brendon Urie to bound into their store and befriend their demonically temperamental parrot - but Brendon does, and if Ryan is maybe a teeny, tiny bit in love with him then well, no one has to know. Not even Ryan himself.
#20 CLAIMED
PATD (with a Stargate Atlantis crossover)
GSF
Panic signs on to do a USO tour in Atlantis. It sounds easy. Four concerts then home. Obviously, since its Panic and this is fanfiction, it can never be that easy. Surprise, surprise. The Wraith show up. Surprise, surprise. Jon has a military kink. No, wait, that isn't a problem. Surprise, surprise. There is romantic angst. No, but seriously. The Wraith. This is bad news for one of the tiny boys. Bad bad news. The military kink, though. Good news.
#21 CLAIMED
FOB/PATD/CS/TAI
Patrick Gen, Bill/Gabe, Brendon/Spencer, implied burgeoning Jon/Ryan
Future-type sci-fi AU in which Patrick is a scientist being pursued by a corrupt and assassination-happy government that wants to steal the prototype of his new invention for their own nefarious purposes. In a stroke of random good fortune, he ends up hitching a ride on the spaceship Clandestine. Pete, the ship's captain, agrees to take Patrick as far his cargo is going, but when government agents board his ship, he suddenly finds himself more invested in Patrick's plight. Pete enlists the help of his network of friends (most of whom make their living in manners of questionable legality and/or morality) to keep Patrick off the government's radar while they sneak him across the galaxy.
#22 CLAIMED
FOB, 5o4plan
Patrick/Jon
Chicago, 2003: Patrick Stump meets a boy named Jon Walker, the new bassist for the band 504plan, not long after TTTYG is released, and spends his summer absolutely smitten. A (non-AU) story of friendship, and of music, and of two boys falling in love.
#23 CLAIMED
PATD, MCR
Pairings: Jon/Brendon, Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Ryan, Frank/Gerard, Panic pre-GSF
Rating: R
AU set in steampunk-ish world where a band of Resistance fighters struggle against a tyrannical Government to help bring back the once-powerful Dragonrider Guild, which has all but been exterminated.
#24 CLAIMED
FOB
Pete/Patrick (Patrick/many customers, Patrick/Andy, Andy/Joe)
Warnings: Rape, violence, minor character death.
Whore!fic
Based somewhat on the Cobra Starship song "Prostitution is the World's Oldest Profession." Before Fall Out Boy even formed, Andy meets Patrick and saves his life. When Joe meets Patrick, he asks him to be in a band. When Pete meets Patrick, he falls in love. When Patrick is a whore the entire beginning of Fall Out Boy changes and becomes a story of hatred, fear, submission, confusion, friendship and most of all love.
Slightly alternate timeline.
#25 CLAIMED
PATD, FOB [CS, MCR, TBS]
Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie, Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz, Pete Wentz/Spencer Smith, [minor pairings: Gerard Way/Adam Lazzara, Ryan Ross/Jon Walker]
Warnings: rape, suicide, death.
Takes place in the nineteen twenties in a setting based off of F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby.
Meet Ryan Ross.The poor writer from the west coast, who travels for miles before ending up in long Island, taking resident with local Patrick Stump. An introvert normally, he plans on spending most of his time alone, writing the book that will put him on the map as a writer. Against his wishes, he is thrust into the whirlwind of drama surrounding his new neighbors, serving as a sort of third party for those harboring secrets. He becomes incredibly close to his two next door neighbors, Pete and Spencer Wentz, the seemingly model couple, though he loathes Pete with every fabric of his being. He also befriends the mysterious Jon Walker, despite the suspicion and rumors. However, he also finds himself falling in love with the strange character that is Brendon Urie, the black sheep of the community, and everything Ryan's every dreamed of. Ryan came to write the next great American novel, but who needs fiction when real life is so interesting.
#26 CLAIMED
TC
Ian/Marshall (very slight Ian/Cash)
"Even when Ian wakes up from unremarkable dreams to the familiar rumble of the road beneath their tires, he doesn't really think much of the knowledge that Marshall is snuffling unconsciously into his shoulder. Shit like this happens all the time on tour." - In which touring is hard, but falling for one's bandmate is even harder (and Ian should never, under any circumstance, agree with one of Cash's bright ideas ever again).
#27 CLAIMED
CS, FOB, THS, MCR, PATD, with appearances from members of TC, Hey Monday, TU, GCH and Empires, plus other bandom people like Zack and Brian
Jon/Spencer, Mikey/Alicia, and fledgling Brendon/Ryan, and Patrick/Greta with reference to established Gerard/Lindsey and Pete/Ashlee
University!AU
In a tiny faculty on the other side of the world, new hire and freshly minted PhD Ryan Ross finds a staff full of expats. Over the course of a year, this staff do their jobs - teaching recalcitrant students, managing research, sleeping through meetings - whilst also trying to have that strange mythical thing called a real life.
#28 CLAIMED
MCR
Frank/Gerard
Warnings for underage sex & drug use.
When Gerard signed the admissions paperwork for the Fordhaver School for Boys, he knew he was signing up for four years of sexual frustration. No one was gay at Fordhaver; Gerard was certain that he would be a virgin until he graduated. In his senior year, though, this stupid gay freshman named Frank disproves Fordhaver's straightness, and throws Gerard's entire world out of wack.
Now, in between drawing, avoiding bullies, running an incredibly serious tabletop RP game, failing out of math, and hanging out with friends, Gerard is also busy kind of falling for this asshole who's way too young for him. It's not what he planned on, but it's what's happening. In conclusion: high school sucks.
"Gerard wasn't even thinking about Frank like that. He wasn't. Gerard has appreciated Frank's ass aesthetically, sure, and he maybe once thought about making out with Frank in a strictly cinematic point-proving way, but Gerard hasn't had dick-touching thoughts about Frank at all. But Mikey saying something about Frank and boning (and the Misfits, shit) kind of makes Gerard think about it, a tiny little bit."
#29 CLAIMED
MCR (MSI, FOB, PATD)
Frank/Gerard, Lindsey/Alicia
Grease AU. The story of Frank Iero and Gerard Way's hair gel and comic book-fueled romance, along with plenty of pining and all the 50's slang you can handle. Includes the adventures of Patrick Stump the disgruntled beautician, Ryan Ross the genderless scarf-thing, and Gabe Saporta as himself.
At that moment, Patrick emerged from his closet with a pair of pants that looked like, when worn, they would be tight enough to actually kill a person dead. They weren't quite jeans, but they weren't quite anything else, either.
"There is no way I'm wearing those pants," said Gerard. He really, really wanted to wear the pants.
#30 CLAIMED
PATD
Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer, Jon/Brendon, Jon/Spencer/Brendon, Spencer/Brendon, culminating in Panic GSF.
Teenage Brendon had his religious crisis, but Brent never introduced him to Ryan and Spencer. Bden’s parents got him counselling and he was prescribed Adderall which helped get over his crisis because it mostly stopped him caring about anything at all. His mission eventually takes him to Chicago and moves into the same apartment complex as Jon, Spence and Ryan.
Ryan, Jon and Spencer are all stupid for each other and miserable about it, refusing to act on it, until their friendship has become really awkward and painfully destructive. When Brendon arrives, he’s what they all don’t realise they need.
This is the story of how they form the band and become lovers. I’d like to stress the fact that I see GSF as a poly-amorous relationship, not just, you know, group sex. Also, this is pretty heavy on the angst and the porn.
#31 CLAIMED
Ensemble: MCR, PATD, FOB
Frank/Gerard, with implied Pete/Mikey
Pete, in Decaydance Mansion, with a yarrow stake.
Frank and Gerard, in the greenhouse, with a plant of questionable origin.
Bob, everywhere you look, with a gang of assassins for justice.
Warnings (or enticements) for: vampires, valets, pamphlets, haunted furniture, dub-thrall, disembodied voices, zombie couriers, sinister rituals, and twice as many words as you were expecting.
#32 CLAIMED
PATD
GSF
Set five and a half/six years in the future, the story starts just as Jon and Cassie finally break things off. Jon engages in an ill-advised (and CLEARLY not well-thought out) rebound fling with Brendon, who, despite being aware of the facts, misreads the situation. Needing to get away, Brendon takes a road trip, but once he's on the road, he decides that he actually needs to get away, and makes the conscious choice to hide from the other guys.
Over the course of a year, Brendon spends time trying to figure out who the hell he is when he's not "of Panic at the Disco." Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the guys are flipping out. They can't find Brendon, his family has made it clear they won't tell them where he is, and they're unsure how, exactly, to be a band without Brendon. They spend that year trying to figure that out, to pretty much come to the decision that they can't, which is when Pete -- who found Brendon early on, but made a promise not to tell where he was -- breaks his promise to Brendon and tells the guys where they can find him.
The guys go to get him back, but Brendon's pretty afraid that if he comes back, he'll end up just being this guy who gives into whatever they want, anytime they ask, and so there's a negotiation process, and Brendon agrees to come on a short, small tour with them, to see if they can work things out. The rest of the fic is about them figuring their problems out, and, well, remembering that they're totally in love with each other.
#33 CLAIMED
PATD
Brendon/Ryan, Brendon/Audrey (minor: Ryan/Keltie, Shane/Regan)
Warnings: drug use, themes of suicide, character death
This is a world of changed plans, of sudden opportunities, of unexpected visions. For in this world, time flows not evenly but fitfully and, as consequence, people receive fitful glimpses of the future. …Who would fare better in this world of fitful time? Those who have seen the future and live only one life? Or those who have not seen the future and wait to live life? Or those who deny the future and live two lives?
- Einstein’s Dreams by Alan Lightman
The air seems thicker, harder to take into his lungs, so he breathes deeper to compensate. From across the room, he sees Ryan's eyes go wide, perhaps in realization, and Brendon thinks bitterly, yes, yes you'd know, wouldn't you? Because this, it's like breathing to Ryan, familiar and automatic, and Brendon's only ever wanted his allotted one, just what he was meant to have and nothing more.
It’s time. It's happening now.
#34 CLAIMED
MCR
Frank/Gerard, mostly Gen.
New London Fire is an elite fringe government force assigned the task of protecting the earth from some of its more interesting threats: those from beyond the atmosphere or even the universe. They've handled dangerous cases before, but they've never seen anything like...ZOMBIES FROM SPACE. Vampires, long hunted in lore and legend, are now the earth's only saviors. All leads as to who sent the creatures turn up blank until Mikey Way, head of the NLF, finds out by being abducted. Is it too late for him? Is it too late for the earth? Find out how six vampires, one government general, and one frustrated comic book artist save the earth in...
IT CAME FROM OUTER JERSEY!!
#35 CLAIMED
FOB, PATD, THS, TAI
Pete/Patrick, Jon/Greta
The Wentz Corporation made its millions in plastics. Pete works for his father, managing the Chicago office, but plans to quit and start up Clandestine once he gets access to his trust fund. Except that he's just discovered he needs to be married first. Enter Patrick, college student who has just lost his scholarship. They enter into a marriage of convenience and shenanigans ensue. Also featuring Greta, the most awesome secretary in the world and Jon, the matchmaking barista.
#36 CLAIMED
PATD
Ryan/Brendon (with side and past pairings)
Brendon loves his job, though it can be a lonely one. He is working for a top secret branch of the CIA called FBR420, run by the mysterious Mr. Peter Wentz who assigns missions to agents guided by officials who act as handlers. One day, William Beckett, an FBR420 handler, is found dead in is office. Brendon and his partner Spencer have been charged with the mission to bring in the primary suspect for the murder: Ryan Ross, former FBR420 agent who William had disavowed months before. With the help of their own handler Jon, they carry out a plan to capture the murderer and bring him to justice. What follows are several twists, turns, epic battles, gadgets, weapons, love, lies, secrecy, insanity, and betrayal.
#37 CLAIMED
PATD, MCR, THS
Ryan/Brendon, some Ryan/Jon, Spencer/Greta, Gerard/Lyn-Z
Victorian vampire AU. Ryan and Spencer are not very good at being vampires and squat in an attic moping instead sweeping out into the night to kill people. The attic in question is Gerard’s, who while very willing to help them, is acquainted with Gabriel, a vampire hunter. Everyone involved suffers from justified persecution complexes, and Ryan and Spencer end up taking refuge in the country, Brendon in tow. Brendon, having got involved by accident, is as concerned about the plight of vampires as Gerard, but it’s more complicated with him.
#38 CLAIMED
PATD (FOB/TAI/CS/GCH/THS/MCR/TC)
Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick, (other vague pairings)
17th century AU. Brendon is fortunately swooped up off the street by a traveling thespian troupe called Decaydance looking for a leading boy. Playing opposite him is Ryan Ross, the fairest of them all. Through a grave mistake, Brendon realizes that the crowd he's fallen into is no ordinary theatre group. With help from the Brothers Way, Decaydance's career in proper theatre takes flight and Brendon is noticed by a noblewoman as pretty extraordinary, as well. When Pete refuses to sell Brendon to her as a servant, they have to find a way to escape from the manor before she tells everyone Pete's life-threatening secret.
A story about love, hope, family, and adventure. And Ryan Ross is in a dress.
#39 CLAIMED
MCR
Frank/Gerard, Bob/Gerard
Warning: minor character death.
Captain Gerard Way and the crew of his waste hauler, the Nemesis, find an abandoned ship. A grisly massacre has taken place on board, leaving only one survivor, a traumatized young man named Frank.
#40 CLAIMED
MCR
Frank/Gerard
Frank is a just out of school psychologist/apparent secretary without the skirt, who gets enlisted by a secret agency to keep an eye on their psychologically damaged super-soldier Gerard Winters. The agency continue to pump Gerard full of dna/ability altering drugs in an attempt to make him faster and stronger regardless on the effects it has on the boy. Frank, on the other hand, quickly befriends Gerard who seems to have a Peter Pan complex and finding him fascinating and a little bit adorable, eventually falls in love with him. Desperate to break Gerard out of the compound Frank confronts the people holding him and ends up in serious danger.
#41 CLAIMED
AAR/PATD (CS/TC/MCR/TAI/GCH/FOB)
Nick/Tyson, Brendon/Spencer (Chris/Mike, Gabe/Travis/William, others)
AU of Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Nick and Tyson have known each other since they were teenagers. When they find themselves broke and on the way to being evicted, Tyson decides that the best way to solve their financial woes is to make a porno. He enlists Nick’s ‘special skills’, along with those of a motley crew of old and new friends. It all goes smoothly, at first. But when the clothes start to come off, they start to see things a little differently.
#42 CLAIMED
CS, TAI
always-a-girl!Gabe/William
R
Gabriela Saporta isn't some pop princess. From Humble Beginnings to Midtown to Cobra Starship, she lives life her own way and damn the consequences.
#43 CLAIMED
MSI, MCR.
Lyn-Z/Gerard.
Warnings: minor character death
Twenty years after the first zombie apocalypse, MSI are part of the underground music scene. After they see The Black Parade perform, shit gets real again. Zombies! Mayhem! Romance! Gore!
#44
PATD
Jon/Spencer
The one in which Jon likes his girls feminine and his guys masculine. Also the one in which Spencer grows up and starts looking like a real boy. (Spoiler: These things are not unrelated.)
Jon first learned about the Kinsey scale when he was about seventeen. And if zero is completely heterosexual, and six is completely homosexual? Jon Walker is a three. So very much a three.
So basically, when Jon joined Panic! at the Disco, he knew that if he fucked up his big chance at being in a band, it wouldn't be because he was attracted to one of his bandmates. The members of Panic were kind of the furthest thing from his type as he could get. Everything was fine.
Until one morning, when Jon got off a plane in Las Vegas, Nevada for some quality band-bonding time and did a double-take when he spotted the bandmates picking him up. There was Ryan, tall and skinny in skinnier jeans and an old hoodie. And then there was Spencer. Spencer Fucking Smith. Looking all kinds of grown up and, well, manly.
#45 CLAIMED
MCR/FOB
Gen (some implied Pete/Mikey)
It's a hot summer's end, and Gerard and Mikey find themselves writing a new storyline for the comic they cowrite. As the story progresses, trouble begins in their own lives, until one day they see the one thing they thought they never would: their own characters, in the flesh.
#46
PATD
Brendon/Ryan (Jon/Spencer, Alex Greenwald/Greta)
Utopia AU
Brendon's grown up in Society 13. He doesn't like it, but at least he's used to it. The same routines, the same people, the knowledge that nothing will ever change; he's accepted it all. But when the infamous Ryan Ross appears out of nowhere, Brendon's precariously tipped world goes tumbling as he struggles to learn the ropes of the society he's set to rule and stay "just friends" with the new kid after one anonymous, heated night.
In other words: Brendon's a future leader. Ryan's the new kid. Jon and Spencer are in love and they don't know it.. Greta can fix anything. Nothing ever really gets solved.
In Society 13, nobody really knows anything.
“Why are you looking at me like I’m crazy?”
“Because you are crazy,” Jon looks proud that he finally can answer a question, and I raise my eyebrows.
“I’m crazy? You guys are the ones acting like you don’t know that the word happy means,” I laugh at the absurd thought.. I mean, even at the upper-level we’re repressed and brainwashed to a fairly high extent, but we at least know about human emotions.
I lean forward to take a bite of my sandwich and stop halfway there. Jon and Spencer haven’t said anything. I slowly lower my sandwich back down to my plate.
“You’re kidding me,” I say.
#47 CLAIMED
PATD
Brendon/Shane
Brendon Urie didn't want to be a hooker, and he's not. He's a homeless kid, who could just go home, tell his parents that he will go to the sexual identity camp, and go back to living his normal life. All he has to do is say he's sorry and that he doesn't like boys anymore and that he really does want to go on his mission and Choose The Right.
Only, he's been OK for the last 6 months. He's stretched his savings out by sleeping in hostels or in the park when it's nice enough. He picks up odd jobs when he can, because no one will actually hire an 18 year old kid with no references or permanent address.
In the park, a photographer named Shane gives him work when he can, and Brendon's grown to trust him, even though Shane has no idea that he's homeless and doesn't have enough money to get him through the winter safely. And it's Shane that Brendon asks to be his first ever client.
Shane, while very interested in Brendon, is not so interested in Brendon being a hooker, decides that Brendon should come and live with him. Which is a combination of awesome and stupid, because he can't really start a relationship with someone who once solicited him and is now living for free in what used to be the room where he dumped things he didn't want to clean up.
And Brendon, he's just not right, and Shane knows that it's not a romance novel, and Brendon's not going to be healed with a magical declaration of love. It'd be awesome, but it's not going to happen, but Shane's feelings grow stronger and he's not alone in that.
When they start dating, it's awkward because it's a kiss at the front door goodnight and then back into the same house, and there's still so much that Brendon hasn't told Shane. And it's not really until the police show up on their doorstep to declare him officially off the Missing Person's list that Shane really begins to see the whole picture.
#48 CLAIMED
PATD
Brendon/Spencer, past Brendon/Ryan, Spencer/Haley
Brendon is still hung up on Ryan even after Ryan has long since moved on. He tries to escape his feelings by moving with Shane to California, but is thwarted when Ryan falls in love with LA and decides to move there too.
Spencer is going through a devastating break-up of his own with Haley, and seeks refuge at Brendon and Shane's place. Things come to a head when Ryan decides to come stay too, while he waits for the closing date on the house he's just purchased. Brendon really wants to escape all of his problems, but mostly he wants to put some distance between himself and Ryan so that he can finally come to terms with their break-up and move on.
Spencer seems to offer the perfect solution when he suggest Brendon join him on a ten day cruise he'd previously purchased as a gift for Haley. Brendon figures it's just what he needs to finally get over Ryan. He just never expected that getting over Ryan would also include falling for Ryan's best friend. As feelings bloom between Brendon and Spencer, they both have to figure out what it means, where it's going, and how exactly they're going to tell Ryan they've fallen in love.
#50 CLAIMED
PATD
bb!Ryan/bb!always-a-girl!Spencer
Spencer has been Ryan's best friend forever, and while she's always been a girl, she's always been the kind of girl who prefers skateboards to skirts, hi-hats to high heels. So imagine his surprise when he discovers -- quite by accident -- that there's a seriously hot girl under all of that beloved Spencerness. And while Ryan fully supports Spencer's right to be a hot chick, he kind of wishes that she would stop being a hot chick around him, because now he can't stop thinking about her, even in his dreams. It only gets worse when she presses him into taking her to a school dance.
Ryan's friendship with Spencer is the most constant, enduring, and important thing in his life, but he feels the boundaries of their relationship changing. Is it real, or is it wishful thinking on his part because he wants her so badly? Either way, he doesn't like where that leaves him -- confused, frustrated, and very much in love.
#51 CLAIMED
FOB
Pete/Patrick
Monsters Inc AU. Pete and Patrick are hard-working monsters at Bono's energy factory, Greta is a black ops agent who doubles as a desk worker, and Brendon is a babysitter who stumbles through an activated closet door. Chaos, monster-kissing, and sinister plots abound, along with a hotass Abominable Snowman.
#52 CLAIMED
PATD
Spencer/Brendon (Spencer/Haley)
After Haley breaks it off with Spencer, Brendon helps him get back on his feet. Time passes, and Spencer finds himself seeing Brendon in a different light. Though Brendon obviously feels the same, he continuously pushes away Spencer's advances. Spencer, feeling completely frustrated with this, tries to make Brendon see that he's really over Haley and his feelings for Brendon have nothing to do with the break up, hard as it was on him.
#53 CLAIMED
MCR
Frank/Gerard
Warnings: implied and described rape.
Frank Iero is a nurse. It wasn't his life-long dream, but he kind of fell into it after meeting Pete Wentz. Pete runs the small private hospital Frank works in. He's good at his job, loves his patients, and lives alone due to not getting along with his mom's boyfriend, and feeling that he doesn't quite fit in with his dad's new family, either. He's generally milling along just fine. Fine, that is, until
Frank gets handed a new patient to look after.
Bob, his superior, gives him the new patients that are a little nervous or sometimes just young, because he has the best bedside manner of all the staff at his disposal, and Frank never disappoints him. Frank quickly discovers his new patient has no idea who they are, or what happened to make them forget, arriving with only a scrap of paper-a sketch neatly drawn onto it-as a clue to his identity. Making it his mission to find out, he can't help falling in love along the way. When he does, though, it's a love that changes his life and brings with it health scares, court cases, and worry he never imagined he'd face. His love comes with problems, most of which the two discover together and must try and overcome if they want to make it through them.
#54 CLAIMED
MCR, TU
Bert/Gerard
Bert disappears from his home in Utah and turns up 3 days later on Gerard’s doorstep in New Jersey. They end up running away together for a cross-country road trip as two friends trying to escape from their everyday lives. Of course, nothing ever goes quite as planned with minor dramas at seemingly every turn of their journey. Meanwhile, their bands/families are trying to catch them, but also trying to let them figure out what everyone else already knows - the reason they ran.
#55
PATD
various pairings
One night in Ryan Ross' life could change everything. One text message could ruin the band. Everyone knows them off of their 2005 hit entitled I Write Sins, Not Tragedies but maybe this band has a lot more than just sins kep secret from the ever watchful fans and media. Maybe, just maybe, there's a tragedy brewing inside all of them and they were just too caught up in their own selves to realize the bigger picture. Based off of twiters, pictures, blogs and just a tad of imagination Case Nunmber 182a goes behind all of that to create a world that could have happend or just might be happening right now.
#56 CLAIMED
PATD
Jon/Brent
After escaping his family's expectations of a college degree and a secure job in favor of music, Jon Walker joins up with The Academy Is... as a tech and finds himself in a whole new world. Always before, he has been one of the band members, now he's on the outside and seeing things he never had the distance to see before. TAI is far from as steady as he thought they were, especially when Panic! at the Disco catches a break while in England and become stars overnight. It's becoming increasingly clear that something is going to break.
So far, the story is similar to history. But then Brent befriends Jon and introduces him to Panic, an impulsive Flickr decision leaves Jon fangirl-famous and Jon starts to realize that maybe he wants more than friendship from Brent even as TAI starts to break and Panic deals with their sudden fame. And as things between Jon and Brent heat up, everything else begin to fall apart.
Also featuring: a snowstorm, Jon's inability to remember song titles, an unfortunate incident of the buses leaving Jon behind and a surprise stage appearance.
#57 CLAIMED
PATD, TAI, TC, CS
Brendon/Spencer Shane Valdes/Alex DeLeon; Jon/Cassie; probable Gabe/William
Brendon Urie a music student at UNLV, and as a sideline, he sometimes makes porn videos for his best friend's very popular amateur porn website, The Shane Valdes College Spectacular. Spencer Smith is a wilderness photographer who doesn't date much, but he does have a favorite web site and a favorite porn star. They meet, they fuck, shenanigans ensue, due in part to their strangely intermeshing circle of friends.
Jon Walker's a photography major in his senior year who thinks maybe some gay for pay amateur porn is just the way to pay for the lighting equipment he needs; his girlfriend's totally okay with that.
Ryan Ross is the author of a cult-favorite novel and divides his time between writing, collecting hats, laughing at his best friend, Spencer's, emotional pain, and infuriating his indispensible secretary, Greta.
William Beckett is a part-time porn star and Las Vegas' bitchiest maitre d'. Gabe Saporta is a part time mime waiter. Travie never bottoms, but that's okay because he's one hell of a top.
And Shane, Brendon's best friend, roommate, and part-time employer, has started dating a naïve little eighteen year-old boy named Alex DeLeon, who loves Smirnoff Ice, can quote all three High School Musical movies by heart, and earnestly believes that sex is something sacred between two (or three) people, and therefore nothing to be ashamed of.
#58 CLAIMED
MCR (FOB, PATD)
Bob/Mikey/Brian, Pete/Patrick, Frank Gerard
My Chemical Romance centered Mannerpunk!AU
This novella was originally intended to be a Victorian AU. Then the author realized just how much research would be involved and instead delved into the wonderful world of mannerpunk: a genre with all of the manners of Victorian England but with none of the history. It also allowed her the opportunity to includes dragons, which she always fancies.
The setting is Jersea, the capital city and a shining mecca of culture and society. All the respectable families live in the city during the social season. One of the oldest families, the Ways, have just married off their eldest son to the Iero boy. Theirs is a love match and the two travel to exotic Orleans for their honeymoon. Two weeks later Mikey finds himself at the altar. His is not a love match though. Coupled with a southern sailing captain named Bob, Mikey's thrown into married life with a stranger. But before he can even get to know his new husband, Bob is called back to duty. To look after Mikey, Bob leaves his butler Patrick and his best friend Brian. Brian's not too thrilled considering he's in love with Bob, but when Mikey and Brian start getting to know one another, feelings begin to develop. Included in the story are Mikey's pet dragon Uni (short for unicorn), butler extraordinaire Spencer, and Mikey's love struck best friend Pete.
The story is 26,000 words full of old world manners, duels for honor and boys in love. Specifically it's centered around the love story of Brian, Bob and Mikey, along with the courting of Pete and Patrick. It has a love scene and the least amount of curse words the author has ever used. She hopes you enjoy.
#59
PATD, CS
Ryan/Spencer, Ryan/Jon, Brendon/Vicky T
Warnings: Forced Sex
Spencer and Ryan have a life in New York, they have friends there. But Ryan can't seem to find what he needs. For some reason, he seeks it in England and it's there that he finds it. In Brendon Urie, he has the best friend he'll ever meet, but then Jon Walker appears. With Spencer in New York, Ryan looks to Jon for support.There's a lot of confusion and some crying, but Ryan goes back to New York and wishes he hadn't. All in all, he's not quite sure how he managed to find a home somewhere that doesn't include the only person he's ever wanted to spend the rest of his life with.
After almost an hour cab ride - because he's just barely figured out the New York Metro, he's not even going to attempt the Underground - he pulls up outside a rather unappealing gray cement tower block. Ryan frowns, but catches himself quickly. New York has spoiled him, or at least, Spencer has.'
#60 CLAIMED
MCR, PATD, CS, TAI, FOB
Frank/Gerard (Gabe/William, Pete/Ryland, Brendon/Ryan)
[Sequel to an existing story; can be read as a stand-alone]
It’s about three a.m. when the guy comes in, Frank guesses, because he’s just getting the itch for a cigarette but knows he doesn’t have another break coming for a while. The guy is young, although not that young, not a college kid on his first strip joint tour or hazing for a frat, and anyway he doesn’t look like the type.
He looks, more or less, like a regular guy, but he’s not a) balding, b) hugely overweight, or c) wearing anything that looks particularly grimy, which puts him light-years ahead of the last three guys Frank danced for.
He also looks a little lost, which is unofficially Frank’s specialty.
#61 CLAIMED
PATD (FOB, MCR, CS, HS)
Brendon/Ryan (unrequited Jon/Brendon and minimal Mikey/Pete & Gerard/Frank)
Ever since he got that letter seven years ago, Ryan’s life has been one dictated by routine. He visits his therapist, Gerard, twice a week; he writes small editorials for the music magazine he works for; and every time his mom’s name comes up on his cell phone, he sends her straight to voicemail. When he finally takes a chance, finally gets the opportunity to write a feature article for his magazine, something he’s been dreaming about, Ryan realizes that life is full of surprises, especially when he is assigned to find out why Brendon Urie, the lead singer of a popular pop band, up and left his band, apparently suffering from a manic episode.
#62
PATD (FOB, CS, MCR, TAI)
Ryan/Brendon (Pete/Patrick, pre-Jon/Spencer, past Pete/Mikey, mentions of various others)
Disneyland AU
The Disneyland parade has evolved into an all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza and Brendon wants to be part of it. Unfortunately there aren't a lot of opportunities for the guy who sells knick-knacks by the park gates. Enter Ryan, the parade's current star attraction, who might just have a plan to get Brendon everything he always wanted.
He had never actually met Ryan Ross. Apparently, Jon heard from Pete who heard from Patrick who worked the Pirates of the Caribbean ride with Ryan’s best friend, that Ryan had worked his ass off for five years before he got to be in the parade. And Ryan was the best.
Everyone knew about Ryan Ross. Brendon didn’t know one person in the park who wasn’t jealous of Ryan and Keltie and their huge float with the dragon and the smoke and the sword. He had a fucking sword.
Every day, Brendon stood next to Jon, as far away from his stall as he dared move, and ate his donut and drank his smoothie and watched Ryan and wished that he could be up there too.
#63
TAI, PATD, CS, MCR, TU, FOB, empires
Jon/William, Gabe/William, Frank/Mikey, Spencer/Brendon, Alex/Gabe/Nate, Jepha/Quinn, Jon/Tom, Pete/Patrick, Gabe/Brendon
Warnings: violence/domestic abuse, drug use,
Prostitution AU.
Jon is an high class escort in downtown Chicago, and has strong morals against falling in love. When he starts feeling things for William, things fall apart -- and not only in their relationship. A story about boundaries, love, and claiming what's yours.
#64 CLAIMED
FOB
Pete Wentz/Peter Wentz
Pete Wentz has spent his entire life fighting off sleep; his adulthood, not just his childhood, haunted by recurring nightmares. One night, while on tour, he falls asleep and wakes up inside the very world he’d been trying to escape his entire life. But that’s not the last unexpected thing to happen.
Running from shadows that threaten to consume him, Pete finds the last person he ever thought he’d meet; himself. But together they escape into the dying embers of light in their nightmare world… only to wake up back in an abandoned warehouse down the street from Pete’s hotel.
They are now left with questions unanswered as to why Pete and Peter are both there and what will happen when night falls.
#65 CLAIMED
PATD
Jon/Spencer
Futurefic where there are boys at the beach being dorks, falling in love, and making music again. In 2015, Jon opens up a gallery with Tom after Panic drifts into a two-year hiatus following a tour in support of their fourth album. After some difficult events in his life -- the death of his grandmother and a break-up with Cassie, who is attending graduate school overseas and whom Jon still misses deeply -- Brendon invites Jon to come visit him, Ryan, and Spencer in California.
Once Jon arrives, the band starts writing songs and hanging out at the beach, and the whole experience allows Jon to reconnect with his photography, his music, and his band. As Jon starts to get closure in his relationship with Cassie as they move toward friendship, Jon realizes that for most of his twenties he's been equally in love with two people at the same time: Cassie and Spencer.
Since the first time Jon met Spencer back when he was still a tech for The Academy Is..., they've been attracted to each other, but their attraction has been obvious to everyone but them. During Jon's stay in California, their feelings come back stronger than ever, and they have to try to figure out how to fit together in a way that they've always wanted to, but never have before.
#66 CLAIMED
MCR, FOB, CS, THS, PATD
Frank/Gerard, although it's mostly gen.
Gerard has a hard time adjusting to going into a rehab facility. It's made easier by his roommate Ryan, and the friends he makes, Pete and Brendon. And of course his attendant, Frank. But he starts to suspect something is wrong at the clinic, and when he finds out the people running it are using the patients for the means to their own ends against their will, Gerard has to expose them and get out. But he would never leave his friends behind. Based loosely on the hidden track from The Black Parade, Blood, which is also the title of the story.
#67 CLAIMED
PATD, FOB
Brendon/Pete
Warnings: Underage sex
Being sixteen is apparently not much cooler than being fifteen. Brendon spends his nine weeks of summer vacation at the University of Syracuse Boys Soccer Camp. He meets Pete Wentz, this eighteen-year-old dude who does pretty much everything perfectly, even sweating. Between practices and just hanging out, it's a little difficult for one of them to realize the inexperience and for the other to realize that no one is just perfect.
#68 CLAIMED
PATD
Tom/Spencer, Jon/Spencer
NC-17
Set in 2006, spanning from January to November, following the (mostly) real events that took place.
Spencer does not anticipate falling for Tom's pushy nature quite the way he does after their first several encounters, but finds himself drawn to him more and more. As the year progresses, their explosive personalities prompt them to clash more often than not until they finally find together. Their truce, however, is only temporary, as band politics in both their lives worsen, and Jon Walker enters Spencer's life.
#69 CLAIMED
TAI
Butcher/Sisky
“Sisky's favorite postcard is a picture of Butcher's tiny bed, empty and one side all messed up like he just got up, the other still neat and pillow perfectly smoothed. On the back all he wrote was, I'm saving the other side for you.”
Butcher meets Sisky as Sisky struggles with high school and the band, and Butcher copes with the grinding monotony of the meat counter. It's love at something like first sight, two crazy kids head over heels in love because of music and passion and the way their hands feel held together. They face the challenges of life together, until they’re dealing with everything apart.
Butcher gets offered an internship in Shenzhen, a city in one of China’s special economic zones. He takes it, and he and Sisky renegotiate their lives over faceless emails and hollow long distance lines, longing for each other. They have a relationship across the thousands of miles that brings them closer together with every stuttered phone call, every yearning post card in the void of oceans and borders.
“The picture is Butcher in profile, his beautiful face, the line of his shoulder and neck, and Sisky misses him so much it hurts. how many days? to go? he asks. Butcher sends back a link to a countdown gadget, a stupid web thing, but Sisky watches it tick and countdown the days, hours, minutes, seconds. At the bottom is that picture of Butcher's empty bed again, black and white, and the title, until i am home with you. ”
#70 CLAIMED
PATD
Brendon/Jon, Various Others
Warning: rape
Brendon met Katy Roy when he was fourteen years old, going from being the perfect, little Mormon boy every parent dreams of to their worst nightmare. Five years later, he’s on the road - not as a member of Panic however, but a groupie instead. Things are going fine for Brendon, perfect even - until Jon Walker comes along and somehow, Brendon’s not so sure anymore.
He’s not sure what’s worse; falling in love with a boy in a band or allowing them to fall in love with you.
Either way, Brendon’s afraid that he’s accomplished both.
#71 CLAIMED
FOB, PATD
Pete/Patrick (Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Joe/Pete)
Marine biology AU set in southern Ireland in which Patrick takes an internship working on a whale watching expedition boat.
"I'm Pete! Your friendly neighborhood captain, and you, dear Patrick, you're our new bitch. Welcome aboard the SS Voyager. This is my first mate, Joe."
Joe nodded, too far away to shake his hand. "Naturalist, or business associate, not first mate. We aren't pirates, Pete."
#72
PATD
Jon/Brendon (and others)
Warnings: character death.
'60s AU. Brendon and Jon's lives are turned upside down when Jon is drafted to the Vietnam War. The pair have to face the hardships of reality as Jon fights for his life (and his new friends') and Brendon fights for Jon to come home. Even when things look like they're going to be alright, they have to deal with death and departures of friends, the constant torture of post-traumatic stress disorder, and the looming thought that they might not be able to hold on any longer.
#73 CLAIMED
PATD
Ryan/Spencer
Just as he had known, from the minute he saw him across the playground, that he wanted Ryan for his friend, as soon as the thought that he might actually want to kiss someone occurred to him, Spencer knew that he wanted that person to be Ryan. He knew it made him greedy, but the fact was that he didn't want to leave parts of Ryan out in the open to be taken by other people.
#74 CLAIMED
PATD
Ryan/Spencer (Brendon/Shane, Jon/Cassie)
Canon-based future!fic set after the release of the fourth album. Ryan and Spencer finally find themselves dealing (poorly) with the fact that they've been in love with each other for most of their lives.
That Ryan has been in love with him on and off since they were six years old is a given; it's a part of Spencer's background reality that he doesn't even think about most of the time because he doesn't have to. It's old; it's indisputable and completely unconditional and a really, really bad idea.
It's an exhausting thing, sometimes, being loved by Ryan Ross. It's even more exhausting when you love him back.
And Spencer always has.
#75 CLAIMED
PATD, FOB
Jon/Spencer. Minor Brendon/Ryan. And an even minor Pete/Patrick.
Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew AU and it takes place at the end of the 19th Century. The fic is just based on the play, but it's not actually the same.
Spencer Smith comes from an upper class family, he's the youngest son of the town's Mayor, but no one will marry or approach to him because of his terrible temper. He's forced to marry Jonathan Walker, a respected farmer -but a farmer at last- who owns a ranch in order to tame him.
#76 CLAIMED
PATD
Brendon/Spencer (Jon/Ryan)
Warnings: Attempted suicide
Spencer Smith’s routine never varied, day to day. Get up, go to work, go home and go to bed. He had an orderly and tidy life, and things were good.
Things were okay.
All right, things were kind of terrible, and Spencer suffered in a mental institution for it. But he made it through and now he’s back out, trying to find his place in the world again.
Life was okay. Or at least it was going to be.
Right?
#77 CLAIMED
PATD, MCR, FOB, CS, TAI
Spencer/Gerard, Pete/Patrick & Bob/Maja
Spencer Smith is turning 25 in three months, and he wants the most spectacular gift a boy could have: The Mona Lisa. Tapping all his resources, he assembles a crack team of thieves and con artists headed by Bob Bryar and Pete Wentz. But there is no honour among these thieves, and when old flames (in the form of Gerard Way and Gabriel Saporta) start to smoulder, Spencer's dreams might just go up in smoke.
Bob and Pete have to collect Spencer's team, which consists of Travis McCoy (the muscle); Andy Hurley (the tech support); Brendon Urie & Adam T Siska (the getaway drivers); Frank Iero (the grease man); Gabriel Saporta (the munitions expert); Patrick Stump (the petty thief and expert pick pocket); and Gerard Way (the art forger). Spencer's plan is almost foiled by William Beckett (the new curator at the Louvre), Mikey Way (Gerard's brother and rival), and Ray Toro (the most brilliant thief there ever was).
#78 CLAIMED
MCR
Bob/Frank
An urban fantasy setting AU where Bob is a thousand year old Viking werewolf, Frank is a vampire (vegan!style), Gerard & Mikey are Unseelie princes on the lam, Ray is a Jersey Devil, Brian is a warlock, and Cortez is half-incubus.
Even though vampires and werewolves are natural enemies and Bob has had his own bad experiences, he just can't seem to stay away from Frank.
Shenanigans (and sexytimes) ensue!
#79 CLAIMED
MCR
Bob/Gerard, mild Frank/Brian
Bob is the personal assistant who keeps star comic writer Gerard's life going. He knows all the dates, looks imposing enough to pose as security, and is maybe a little bit stupid in love with him. Adventures in, around, about, and at JerseyCon! Also featuring Brian the harried manager (as himself), Frank the punk rock accountant, and Mikey the brother.
#80
FOB, PATD, MCR, CS
Ryan/Brendon with slight Spencer/Jon, Pete/Patrick
Ryan adopts a kitten that shows up on his porch one day. They live happily until Ryan admits to his cat (aptly named Oscar Wilde) that he's lonely. A week later, a human named Brendon shows up in place of Oscar. Brendon explains that he is Oscar, and that he just wished until he became a human. The first fic--The Temptation of Ryan Ross--goes through their relationship as Ryan learns to accept and come to like Brendon. And come to like Brendon. Because of a mishap in guessing his gender, Brendon's been raised by previous owners to think he's a girl. This results in a sexpollen-like heat for Brendon, and lots of sex for Ryan. Finally, after an innocuous lunch with his BFF Spencer, Ryan realizes that he actually is sort of in love with Brendon. He shows this to Brendon in the form of a box of kittens, since biologically, Brendon can not have them and they're all he's ever wanted. Happiness ensues with kittens.
The second fic--Trials and Tribulations of Pumpkin Dumplings--follows Pete and his cat (Patrick, whose point of view it is) who pees everywhere whenever Pete calls him Pumpkin Dumplings. After Brendon's transformation, Pete begs Patrick to become a human, too, because he's pretty sure Patrick would be the best person ever. Patrick finally, after a lot of badgering (and one heartfelt admission) wishes and transforms into a human for Pete. Patrick starts to realize that he maybe doesn't hate Pete so much (even if he definitely hates his fucking name) and they end up together (a couple!, Pete says vehemently). Patrick doesn't want kittens, though. Pete's enough trouble as it is. A nice Gibson, perhaps...
Finally, in The Tales of Brendon Urie, esq., we follow Brendon from his birth, to his placement in his second home, to running away to Ryan's house. We finally get the perspective of Victoria's cats, and the kittens. It shows Ryan and Brendon's relationship from Brendon's point of view, and we get to find out who exactly was on the phone, and how his kittens ended up with their names.