Domestic Meme
Name a pairing I ship/write and I'll tell you...
1. who is the big spoon/little spoon
2. what is their favorite non-sexual activity
3. who uses all the hot water in the morning
4. what they order from take out
5. what is the most trivial thing they fight over
6. who does most of the cleaning
7. who controls what they watch on TV
8. who's the one to always ( Read more... )
1. Who is the big spoon/little spoon: Sam likes to be the big spoon. He enjoys wrapping Gabriel in his arms and using the angel as a giant teddy bear.
2. What is their favorite non-sexual activity: Arguing. Gabriel has a stubborn streak to rival any Winchester and the two of them go at it like cats and dogs.
3. Who uses all the hot water in the morning: Sam. It takes a lot to keep that hair as pretty as it is.
4. What they order from take out: Pizza. Gabriel can snap one up, but it never tastes the same as it does fresh from the pizza delivery box.
5. What is the most trivial thing they fight over: Travelling. Gabriel insists it would be easier if he just flew them everywhere. Sam knows Dean would never agree to that. That then leads to an argument about why Sam always chooses Dean over Gabriel. It’s a vicious cycle really.
6. Who does most of the cleaning: Gabriel, mostly because he is continuously snapping up new, better furniture wherever they go.
7. Who controls what they watch on TV: Gabriel. Sam doesn’t care that much for TV and as long as Gabriel doesn’t turn on porn while Sam tries to do his research.
8. Who's the one to always push to go out for a change: Dean. He is adamant that Sam spends too much time alone with the crazy Trickster turned archangel and that Sam need to spend time with actual humans.
9. Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Sam. Gabriel can’t be trusted not to turn the guy into a snowman just to prove his point about how cold the room is.
10. Who steals the blankets: Gabriel. He may not need the blankets, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t enjoy being wrapped up in something nice, warm and smelling of Sam.
11. Who leaves their stuff around: Gabriel. Those candy wrappers don’t clean up themselves despite Gabriel’s continued insistence that they do.
12. Who remembers to buy the milk: Sam because if anyone is going to remember to buy groceries it’s going to be Sam; and when Sam asks Gabriel for fresh milk the archangel snaps up an actual cow which is not as funny as Gabriel thinks it is.
13. Who remembers anniversaries: Gabriel. Sam only knows what day it is thanks to the local newspaper, so Gabriel is more than happy to remind him they need to celebrate some anniversary or another. On the plus side he can make up a few of his own and Sam’s none the wiser.
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