So Tamiflu kills people?
Read this thingwhereby authorities are "concerned" about a number of deaths in Japan linked to Tamiflu. The link being that the people who died took Tamiflu.
It then went on to explain that of the twelve cases mentioned, four were suicides, a couple were pneumonia, one had cerebral bleeding, yadda yadda. The link to Tamiflu was what? And why would we care? NEWSFLASH!!!! THERE IS NO FUCKING BIRD FLU PANDEMIC! All the cases so far have been transmitted from birds to human. Because it is avian flu. More people die from the human flu strains for crying out loud. What a bloody beat up.
Then I got to thinking, as you do, about this miracle wonder drug Tamiflu that everyone is stockpiling. How cool would it be if there was some kind of outbreak, and they started dosing folks left and right with this Tamiflu crap, and people started dropping like flies. The killer saviour. Hilarious stuff.
Now THAT is my kind of Jesus.
It then went on to explain that of the twelve cases mentioned, four were suicides, a couple were pneumonia, one had cerebral bleeding, yadda yadda. The link to Tamiflu was what? And why would we care? NEWSFLASH!!!! THERE IS NO FUCKING BIRD FLU PANDEMIC! All the cases so far have been transmitted from birds to human. Because it is avian flu. More people die from the human flu strains for crying out loud. What a bloody beat up.
Then I got to thinking, as you do, about this miracle wonder drug Tamiflu that everyone is stockpiling. How cool would it be if there was some kind of outbreak, and they started dosing folks left and right with this Tamiflu crap, and people started dropping like flies. The killer saviour. Hilarious stuff.
Now THAT is my kind of Jesus.