On the twelfth day of Christmas,
bazb sent to me...
Twelve pixies drumming
Eleven pullets piercing
Ten chicks a-camping
Nine bantams bouldering
Eight surprises a-cooking
Seven birds a-flirting
Six motorbikes a-climbing
Five alte-e-e-ernative therapies
Four rheumatoid arthritis
Three baby chicks
Two my blankies
...and a procrastination in an archaeology.