my dear miller it's true!! i was biting my nails in bio and the teacher was talking about how it's the most uncouth thing ever cause there are liek 2395620897 parasites and worms and eggs and stuff. you're my hero.
i was biting my nails when i read your microscopic egg thing and i started spitting and dying and freaking out. hahaha. little doggies always wake me up. grrr. omg i choked on ginger ale last week and almost died in public at a nice restaurant. it was so embarassing. O_o! also, i was reading your random facts and you said you liked homestar runner the same second i mentioned homestar outloud to my homieeeee. oh MAN.
haha omg that is crazy freaky deaky dutch! yeah i actually was choking for like 2 minutes and tears were just streaming down my face. the egg thing is totally true as i just told millerface. DON'T BITE YOUR NAILS! really. its true. <3 missyoooouuuuu
that's what my bio teacher said? i'm gonna shoot her if it's not true. cause i can never bite my nails inclass again without all the kids going EEEEW PARASITES AND TAPE WORM!
OUR TEACHER IS SOOO WIERD! SHE PROBABLY HAS PARASITES OR SOMETHING... in her brain. But yes... that biteage of the nails thing did scare me! It was the funniets when you choked on ginger ale.. but I didn't really notice till you were like omg I totally almost just dies right now.. sorry! LOL I could have performed the J-thrusts on you if you had wanted me too... oh dear
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LOLZLE!! I don't know why but I burst out laughing when I read that.
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i was biting my nails in bio and the teacher was talking about how it's the most uncouth thing ever cause there are liek 2395620897 parasites and worms and eggs and stuff.
you're my hero.
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i was biting my nails when i read your microscopic egg thing and i started spitting and dying and freaking out. hahaha.
little doggies always wake me up. grrr.
omg i choked on ginger ale last week and almost died in public at a nice restaurant. it was so embarassing. O_o!
also, i was reading your random facts and you said you liked homestar runner the same second i mentioned homestar outloud to my homieeeee. oh MAN.
you're SO my soulmate.
<3
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yeah i actually was choking for like 2 minutes and tears were just streaming down my face.
the egg thing is totally true as i just told millerface.
DON'T BITE YOUR NAILS!
really. its true.
<3 missyoooouuuuu
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i always bite my nails.
i was actually biting them as i read that.
the end.
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i'm gonna shoot her if it's not true.
cause i can never bite my nails inclass again without all the kids going EEEEW PARASITES AND TAPE WORM!
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aww but kat, i always ditch my friends for you!
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