Johnny, oh my lord
@JohnnyGWeir A small child just thought I was his mother. Beyond flattered. (^•^) #someday
He wants children, this is now fact. I want him to adopt a baby from Eastern Europe and dress it up in furs (with Stéphane) and he probably does to. He just wants to be a mom, you guys.
In other baby news at my cousin's yesterday for Thanksgiving their (almost) 2 year old somehow got a hold of a bottle of beer while everybody except me was in the kitchen cleaning up after dinner, he was walking around mainly spilling it in puddles all over the floor and leaving little beer footprints but he did take a drink from it. The kid is a little nervous around me, mostly because of the wheelchair so I didn't know if I could successfully get the bottle from him but when I asked him to come over and give it to me he did quick as anything which was a bit of a relief. Then he decided that he wanted to push my chair around for me, luckily the wheels were locked or I think he would have gotten run over trying to pull me backwards.
Oh, and another of my cousin's kids has finally come out! It's good because she's been depressed for years hiding it I think (other things too of course), although getting a Justin Beiber haircut, changing your entire wardrobe to plaid and coming out in rural Louisiana at 17 is a tricky business. There has of course been gossip and name-calling and friends who won't speak to her in public and other high-school drama. I'm proud of her though, and I'm glad that I'm in the area to give her support if she needs it.
My current plan as an older mentor into the lifestyle is not letting her go out to clubs to get picked up without me there basically, because no I don't trust her or her friends not to make massively stupid decisions. I don't want her to get hurt or just get sucked into drama unnecessarily that is my self appointed task.