...and then promptly taken from Lisa....
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Those with a power advantage are likely to anticipate lower costs and greater success when they use coercion against a weaker target.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
Stack o' paperwork. :(
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Touching Evil, fanfuckingtastic detective show, based on an even better British show.
4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
1:42.
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
1:31.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Guy in the next cubicle arguing with his wife over the phone.
7. When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
About 25 minutes ago on my lunchbreak. I told the next door neighbor his dog got out again, then I walked back to work.
8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My work email. Sad, but true.
9.What are you wearing?:
Jeans and a sweater (damn, it's cold outside...)
10. Did you dream last night? What about?:
Yeah, I did. I was dreaming that Michael and I were painting my living room. It was a weird orange color. It was a weird dream.....
11. When did you last laugh?
When I was talking to my boss just now and he asked me if I would like to take an intensive Spanish class at 7am every morning. That's funny, see.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
I'm in my office, so...bulletin boards, pictures of my dogs, a picture of Michael and I at Barry's party, a sticker that says "Repent and Reload: GOP--Official Party of the Apocalypse",various certificates, Ani Difranco autograph, Black Tie Dynasty sticker. Total hodgepodge.
13. Seen anything weird lately?:
Dylan running through Michael's house with a Yard of Beef in his pants.
14. What do you think of this quiz?:
It's killing time while I wait for a payroll confirmation.
15. What is the last film you saw?
"Baseketball" on Friday night. I fell asleep after 15 minutes.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
Nothing. I would pay off the old Mastercard first and foremost.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I was volunteer of the year at the local rape crisis center last year.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Good lord, that's difficult. Um...I would eliminate corporate greed. I think that would fix everything else.
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes. To Prince songs. There are pictures.
20. George Bush?
Evil, evil, evil man. Some would say he's too dumb to be evil, but that's what they want us to think.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Natalie Grace.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Stuart.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Consider it? I plan on it.
Those with a power advantage are likely to anticipate lower costs and greater success when they use coercion against a weaker target.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
Stack o' paperwork. :(
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Touching Evil, fanfuckingtastic detective show, based on an even better British show.
4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
1:42.
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
1:31.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Guy in the next cubicle arguing with his wife over the phone.
7. When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
About 25 minutes ago on my lunchbreak. I told the next door neighbor his dog got out again, then I walked back to work.
8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My work email. Sad, but true.
9.What are you wearing?:
Jeans and a sweater (damn, it's cold outside...)
10. Did you dream last night? What about?:
Yeah, I did. I was dreaming that Michael and I were painting my living room. It was a weird orange color. It was a weird dream.....
11. When did you last laugh?
When I was talking to my boss just now and he asked me if I would like to take an intensive Spanish class at 7am every morning. That's funny, see.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
I'm in my office, so...bulletin boards, pictures of my dogs, a picture of Michael and I at Barry's party, a sticker that says "Repent and Reload: GOP--Official Party of the Apocalypse",various certificates, Ani Difranco autograph, Black Tie Dynasty sticker. Total hodgepodge.
13. Seen anything weird lately?:
Dylan running through Michael's house with a Yard of Beef in his pants.
14. What do you think of this quiz?:
It's killing time while I wait for a payroll confirmation.
15. What is the last film you saw?
"Baseketball" on Friday night. I fell asleep after 15 minutes.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
Nothing. I would pay off the old Mastercard first and foremost.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I was volunteer of the year at the local rape crisis center last year.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Good lord, that's difficult. Um...I would eliminate corporate greed. I think that would fix everything else.
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes. To Prince songs. There are pictures.
20. George Bush?
Evil, evil, evil man. Some would say he's too dumb to be evil, but that's what they want us to think.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Natalie Grace.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Stuart.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Consider it? I plan on it.