Jul 07, 2006 23:55
Please know that I am soooo over this musical.
Walter (aka "Poor Old") just ain't cuttin it. I can't be beside him. He must be behind me or in my blind spot at all times or else I will seriously lose it. And can Adam pleeeeease come to rehearsal? I mean, is it too much to ask that a lead role actually learn lines and songs? Please tell me.
I'm done with the second act. I'm done with some damn Generations. Who the fuck cares who begat whom? Seriously, ain't got time. I can deal with Piece of Eight only because I have a solo in it and the words actually change (not like Generations... damn shit song). Also, Ain't It Good needs to go the fuck on. I AIN'T BLACK. IT LOOKS RETARDED WHEN WHITE PEOPLE TRY TO BE BLACK. HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM WIGGERS?
Easing out of rant mode, Pirates 2 is amazing. I couldn't stop laughing. And I was actually proud of Orlando Bloom for like .2 milliseconds because he was temporarily not confused. Praise. But then slipped right back into his classic furrowed brow face. C'mon now Orlando. And get them TRILOGY! I can't wait.
And Ben, (maybe if I say this enough, we won't have any more FL with the TLB):
I DON'T BELIEVE IN CHILDREN!
Ok, off to watch some porn in peace and I see you turds later.
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