What Guys Want Girls To Know <3

Jul 11, 2005 10:43

1. They're not as big of perverts as we think they all are.
2. No matter what we say,they think our ex-boyfriend IS a loser.
3. They like us to give them hugs and kisses too.
4. Don't argue with them when they call us beautiful.
5. Don't treat them like crap.
6. They know we're pretty, that's one of the reason's they're going out with us.
7. Don't go into detail about our period. It scares them.
8. If we have cramps and they ask you what's wrong, just say it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If we really liked them for them, we would let them think that their mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. They'll never shave their legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask them if we can put make up on them. It's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about them, because one of our friends will tell them, if we don't.
13. When they tell us that we're not fat, believe them.
14. They absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like
15. They may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least they can stand up and pee.
16. Just because we think we're always right, doesn't mean we don't have to apologize when we're wrong.
17. We expect them to say and do sweet things about us, but it would be nice if we did the same every Once in a while.
18. They can't always be spontaneous, so try to help them make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask them to beat up another guy for us, because we might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick them in the nuts "just to see what we'd say."
21. Never pretend like we are going to break up with us and laugh when they believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but they like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If we want them to put the seat down when we're done, we should put it up when we're done.
26. Don't tell them how cute our ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn them on.
27. Always remember: The way to a guy’s heart is through his stomach.
28. NEVER ask them to kiss other guys. We might be that comfy with our friends, but to them it’s just wrong.
29. They always notice how funny it is after we rip out their heart, stick it down their throat, and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: They know we're not always right, but they'll pretend like we are anyway
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