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well not alot has happened the last couple days bs the what happened the 4 but im not going to get into detail about it but other then that , its been pretty danm boring and i cant stand it .. i think if i spend one more day at home im going to go nuts , my parents are driven me crzy and i need to do something .. ahh i cant wait til friday .. im going to the movies and thats always fun well im going to go and try to find something to do ttyl x0x me
p.s if anyone wants to hang out or somethimg call me at 5730284
*TIPS FOR SEX*
---You should have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving,
Tuesday,
Thursday,
Today,
Tomorrow,
---Sex is:
like Nokia (connecting people)
like Nike (Just do it)
like Pepsi (ask for more)
like Coca Cola (Enjoy)
---Top 10 Places to have sex:
In your bed
In your parents bed
In a car
On a washing machine, while running
In a hot tub
On a beach, down in the sand
On a comfy couch with the TV on
On a waterbed
A plane bathroom
In the rain ..
---Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:
In the movies
In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
In front of all of your friends
In a phonebooth
In your best friend's bed
At Grandma's house
At school
In your dirty basement
In the street
ON-LINE
---Top three things to say before having sex:
I love you [ONLY iF YOU MEAN iT]
Rock my world
Let's get ready to RUMBLE...
---Top three things NOT to say before having sex:
Is this gunna hurt?
Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
Are you sure it's on there?
---Top 3 things to say after sex:
Are you sure this was you're first time?
Gotta cigarette?
Wanna do it again?
---Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:
That was IT??
I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya
OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!
p.s if anyone wants to hang out or somethimg call me at 5730284
*TIPS FOR SEX*
---You should have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving,
Tuesday,
Thursday,
Today,
Tomorrow,
---Sex is:
like Nokia (connecting people)
like Nike (Just do it)
like Pepsi (ask for more)
like Coca Cola (Enjoy)
---Top 10 Places to have sex:
In your bed
In your parents bed
In a car
On a washing machine, while running
In a hot tub
On a beach, down in the sand
On a comfy couch with the TV on
On a waterbed
A plane bathroom
In the rain ..
---Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:
In the movies
In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
In front of all of your friends
In a phonebooth
In your best friend's bed
At Grandma's house
At school
In your dirty basement
In the street
ON-LINE
---Top three things to say before having sex:
I love you [ONLY iF YOU MEAN iT]
Rock my world
Let's get ready to RUMBLE...
---Top three things NOT to say before having sex:
Is this gunna hurt?
Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
Are you sure it's on there?
---Top 3 things to say after sex:
Are you sure this was you're first time?
Gotta cigarette?
Wanna do it again?
---Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:
That was IT??
I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya
OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!