Housewife

[bay_breeze]

I want to find a job where I get paid to be a housewife. I will make breakfasts, pack lunches, cook dinners, bake sweets, clean, vacuum, mop, take the kids to school (in your car, of course), and generally make life easier Thursday through Sunday. Who wants to hire me? No one? Damn recession.

P.S. If you haven't already, go check out feministing.com. I really liked their articles this weekend.