I finally did it...
I have finally run over an animal. I was driving and I saw a squirell run across the road. I barely saw the little bugger and I slammed on my breaks, but I still hit it. I called my brother and I didn't start crying until then because it hit me when I was telling him. Susan called me a squirrell murderer but that's okay because her car has some sugar in it, so we're even Steven. Mwahahah