3 cheers for the birthday girl ~

[bawlmer]

 
Well, today could have been a typical day. If it wasn't March 2nd, and a completely beautiful day outside. Normal in the way of Tallulah being holed up inside of her house playing video games and not doing much else. But it's a temperate 55 degrees outside, and well, even she can't resist the call of spring. Dressed for the weather, it kind of

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one of two

[illannoyance]

[ Being the usual drifter that he is, Vince smells something good cooking: Burgers being grilled. ]

two of two

[illannoyance]

[ The tactless slacker inconsiderably waltzes towards her completed with the usual expression of apathy and malice. ]

So, you gonna be drinking some Ensure® with those those burgers or what?

[bawlmer]

[she snorts, though her face clearly says she isn't amused at the shot about her age.]
I dunno, you takin' protein shakes lately or are you always that spidery?

[illannoyance]

I dunno old maid, you've aged faster than me.

[ He may or may not be attempting to take some burgers of his own. ]

[bawlmer]

[and she may or may not be punching him as hard as possible in the wrist.]
Get your hands off of that - you can't handle real meat.

[illannoyance]

Sorry, I forgot how experienced you were in handling meat.

[bawlmer]

Like a second sight, actually. [yeah, whatever, she'll play along with that joke.]
But if you're that hungry, or just determined to be a leech I guess I can spare one.

[illannoyance]

[ The moment she says "but", he turns to the table.

He's taking all of them. Why? Because fuck you that's why. ]

[bawlmer]

[at first she's just baffled at the balls he has until -

looking in the lawn, she realizes just who she has around in terms of furry friends. and in a moment she's snapping her fingers.]
Fritz, abendessen! [and he may or may not have two hundred pounds of snarling dog heading his way.]

[illannoyance]

[ AAAAW SHIT!

He's running as fast as the speed of sound as fast as his spidery long legs can possibly take him with bounds. However, he gets a grand idea - you see the hamburgers? He's tossing them back! Go get 'em! ]

[bawlmer]

[and here she was - thinking it was wonderful to have the dog around because at least she could take a chunk of him - but then the burgers fly, and well.

the dog stops, happily munching away at the burgers now wasted on the ground (thankfully, though, there weren't many). tallulah has a few moments of shock, before she's stomping her foot.]

OH COME ON!

[illannoyance]

[ Smirking at the dog or Baltimore, the world may never know. (Hint: It's both.) ]

Go git 'em, doggy.