An elephant in a bathtub.

[bawlbellow]

No, I'm not ready to end the holiday and head back to school. All the same, I would like to get away. I would have spent a larger fraction of my slumberous summer at Chloe's house if I didn't have to sneak out to do so; Daddy doesn't like her and while we both agree she is a bit of a slag, he's not very open to the possibility of discovering a more

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[spareboot]

For the sake of the passerby, I hope the passerby aren't next. Unless, of course, you don't like your neighbours.

[bawlbellow]

I'm more concerned about my chair.

[spareboot]

So make them use another chair.

[bawlbellow]

I'm not supposed to encourage their violence.

[spareboot]

RIP, Irving's chair. We hardly knew you.

[bawlbellow]

The floor is just as comfortable.

[spareboot]

That was a short period of concern.

[bawlbellow]

I'm a short person. Time moves faster for me.

[spareboot]

I'm not sure that deserves a response, but I seem to have done, nonetheless.

[bawlbellow]

You have. Good job.