Cause I need to do something before another intolerable class
Q01. I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments... What is it?
1. Produce: An elephant head of garlic. It'll last you forever in all your cooking endeavors
2. Bakery: A bigass gold cake with chocolate frosting. I will have them write "don't worry Bridget I won't make you fat" directly on top.
3. Meat: A Kobi steak! I've never sampled the awesomeness that is Kobi.
4. Frozen: Pina colada mix!
Q02. Let’s say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. My boyfriend jeans from abercrombi and fitch
2. My black dickies shirt
3. a pair of backup boyshorts. You always need to bring extra undies!
Q03. If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. "For the second time..." (I hate repeating myself)
2. "You have to see this"
3. "I fucking love that movie"
4. "yeah that guy is a twat"
5. "I hate people"
Q04. So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Eat.
2. Poop (seriously)
3. watch a movie
Q05. You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
1. The crap they play on the radio
2. a douchebag taking the right of way when they shouldnt
3. medians and barriers (Bridget likes to go off-roading!)
Q06. Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Nomming.
2. Making a collage
3. watching a girl movie
4. Tidying my clothes piles
5. doing something disgusting
Q07. We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Polar Bears
2. Elephants
3) Penguins
Q08. You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on T.V. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. Bonnie Hunt (she's cute)
2. Oprah (what if she's giving stuff away)
3. Jay Leno cause he usually has better guests than Conan.
4. The office if they'd let me
Q09. You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for you?
1. Phish food
2. Turtle
3. Cookie dough
Q10. Somebody stole your purse/wallet in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. My lisence
2. A really messy file-o-fax
3. Burts bees pomegranite lip balm
4. a sprite that's about 25% full
5. a trashy weekly magazine!
Q11. You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. break dancer
2. hat maker
3. cinemetographer
4. expert cake maker (only if I get to be pompous about it though)
Q12. If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Don't go to college here are all the notes I took for you.
2. Don't worry you'll get laid eventually
3. don't listen to your mother.
4. stop thinking you're fat.
1. Produce: An elephant head of garlic. It'll last you forever in all your cooking endeavors
2. Bakery: A bigass gold cake with chocolate frosting. I will have them write "don't worry Bridget I won't make you fat" directly on top.
3. Meat: A Kobi steak! I've never sampled the awesomeness that is Kobi.
4. Frozen: Pina colada mix!
Q02. Let’s say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. My boyfriend jeans from abercrombi and fitch
2. My black dickies shirt
3. a pair of backup boyshorts. You always need to bring extra undies!
Q03. If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. "For the second time..." (I hate repeating myself)
2. "You have to see this"
3. "I fucking love that movie"
4. "yeah that guy is a twat"
5. "I hate people"
Q04. So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Eat.
2. Poop (seriously)
3. watch a movie
Q05. You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
1. The crap they play on the radio
2. a douchebag taking the right of way when they shouldnt
3. medians and barriers (Bridget likes to go off-roading!)
Q06. Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Nomming.
2. Making a collage
3. watching a girl movie
4. Tidying my clothes piles
5. doing something disgusting
Q07. We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Polar Bears
2. Elephants
3) Penguins
Q08. You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on T.V. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. Bonnie Hunt (she's cute)
2. Oprah (what if she's giving stuff away)
3. Jay Leno cause he usually has better guests than Conan.
4. The office if they'd let me
Q09. You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for you?
1. Phish food
2. Turtle
3. Cookie dough
Q10. Somebody stole your purse/wallet in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. My lisence
2. A really messy file-o-fax
3. Burts bees pomegranite lip balm
4. a sprite that's about 25% full
5. a trashy weekly magazine!
Q11. You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. break dancer
2. hat maker
3. cinemetographer
4. expert cake maker (only if I get to be pompous about it though)
Q12. If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Don't go to college here are all the notes I took for you.
2. Don't worry you'll get laid eventually
3. don't listen to your mother.
4. stop thinking you're fat.