I have no idea what this movie is actually about
Michael Clayton, you're being haunted by the ghost of a politician!
use your red notebook, that'll stop him!
Mi-chael Clay-ton, maybe my robot powers can help!
oh no, it's too late! the Sydney Pollack ghost has come to get me!
I am satan and will drag you back to hell!!
this movie is actually not that exciting. It's about a lawyer's adventures and is probably as interesting as this spreadsheet.