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[bauhinias]

[ ACTION FOR THOSE AROUND ROUTE 29! Here he is on his journey with a skeptical look on his face. What is he exactly doing? Mentally scowling at everything because really, this is highly unlikely and there's this weird background music playing with this familiar feel. Plus there this yellow thing following him that reminds him a lot like Pikachu

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[video]

[wheresroanoke]

[...those brows. They look familiar. So he pings in.]

Unless the witches let you go home, you can't, sir!

[video] 1/3

[bauhinias]

[ CURSE ALL DEM PIRATES!! ]

Witches? Maybe you can ask them to make you taller.

[video]

[bauhinias]

[ ...Why are you tiny?! ]

[video]

[bauhinias]

America?

... Did the liposuction backfire?

[video] *literally lol'd*

[wheresroanoke]

I-I don't need witches to make me taller! I'm gonna grow!

[wh-what that is the strangest question he's ever heard]

...What's liposuction?

[video] DON'T LAUGH

[bauhinias]

... Liposuction is when you suck out all the fat from your body? You would know.

[video] BUT BUT BUT ;A;

[wheresroanoke]

...what from your body? [IT'S 1714 WHAT IS 'FAT'.]

[video] NO BUTS

[bauhinias]

Excess fat. [ NO, THIS IS 2010!! Stares at! Jiiiiiiiiii. ]

[video] ;A;

[wheresroanoke]

...huh? [THAT'S TOO FAR AWAY, IT'S 1714.]

[video] ;A;

[bauhinias]

Fat is another way of saying demons. [ IT IS TOTALLY CLOSE... TOTALLY. ]