Weevils
You know you may be just slightly obsessed with all things AoS when you happen to look up "weevil" and realize they are very likely the same pointy-snouted little insects that have gotten into your dry pasta, and you feel kind of excited to see them. It may even cross your mind to taste one, just to see what sailors had to deal with, but you very firmly discard that notion. And resolve to rinse the pasta very well before you cook it. You certainly won't throw it away just because of a few weevils.