Spreading Holiday Cheer Dean/Castiel Commentfic Meme
Spreading Holiday Cheer Dean/Castiel Commentfic Meme
What it is: A low-key commentfic meme where everyone gets to post Dean/Castiel (or Jensen/Misha) prompts they'd like to see a commentfic about, and people comment back with ficlets fulfilling those wishes in the spirit of the holidays. A sort of un-Secret Santa, if you will (though I suppose ( Read more... )
What it is: A low-key commentfic meme where everyone gets to post Dean/Castiel (or Jensen/Misha) prompts they'd like to see a commentfic about, and people comment back with ficlets fulfilling those wishes in the spirit of the holidays. A sort of un-Secret Santa, if you will (though I suppose ( Read more... )
Part 1
They'd been vegging out on Bobby's couch drinking his special eggnog and watching old Christmas specials on TV when the announcement of "Coming up the Frosty the Snowman." caught Castiel's attention
"What is a snowman? He asked Dean.
"It's something kids make when they are playing in the snow, it's pretty simple it's a man made out of snow".
"Like my father made Adam out of the dust of the earth?" Asked Castiel.
Well not exactly only frosty ever came to life and he was just a cartoon said Dean.
I would like to build a snowman said Castiel
Well tomorrow you can knock yourself out then because the weatherman's calling for a snowstorm tonight said Dean
Castiel disappeared off to wherever it was he went when not with the Winchesters and Dean thought no more of it that night. Dean was startled awake the next morning by sound of the peals of laughter coming from Sam getting up he pulled on some jeans and a t-shirt and stumbled down the steps to see what Sam found so damn funny. Looking up at Dean Sam bursts into another fit of laughter before pointing outside.
"Yeah", said Bobby "go see what your idjit angel did on my front lawn."
Wondering what in the hell Sam could find so funny about Bobby's front yard Dean stepped out onto the front porch and froze in horror. There in all it's frost glory was an life size anatomically correct snowman that looked just like Dean it was nude it's glistening cock made out of a icicle.
When asked about it later Dean would deny that he had blushed, saying it was just the cold morning air that had made his cheeks rosy.
"Um I see you made your snowman, is there any reason it looks like me?" said Dean at a loss for anything else to say as Sam continued to laugh until he was gasping for breath.
Dean never got his answer as Castiel disappeared.
To be Continued.
Gotta go for now I'll post more later.
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Dean was going to strangle Sam, the little bitch found the whole naked anatomically correct snowman way too funny. In fact throughout the day Sam would look up from whatever he was doing glance out the window and snicker as though he found the whole thing just freaking hilarious. Finally Dean couldn't take the sly looks and badly hidden chuckles so he confronted Sam.
"Laugh it up bitch it won't be so funny when you're doing it without eyebrows" he said threateningly.
"You wouldn't" Sam said.
"Oh wouldn't I" said Dean raising an eyebrow in challenge.
"I'd like to see you try" said Sam "in case you haven't noticed I'm not ten anymore".
"Yeah well you still have to sleep sometime".
"Do it and I'm not responsible for your precious tape collection being replace by the greatest hits of disco, and best of the boy bands tapes" warned Sam.
"Don't you two shitheads start one of your damned prank wars in my house" grouched Bobby as he rolled his wheelchair into the kitchen. "So Sam quit teasing your brother about his angel having a crush on him".
"Whoa what" said Dean turning to look at Bobby as if he had just suggested they invite Lucifer over for Sunday brunch.
"Don't tell me you haven't noticed" said Sam shooting Dean his patented "I can't believe how emotionally stunted my brother is look".
"Noticed what?" asked Dean.
"Well the way he looks at you for starters" explained Sam patiently.
"What about the way he looks at me"? Dean says defensevly.
"Oh come on Dean he stares at you, he stands too close to you, he follows you around like a damned lost puppy" If that isn't a crush then what is?
"Yeah, but that doesn't mean he's in love with me" Dean said trying desperately to think of another explanation for the angel's behavior.
"You do know Dean denial isn't just a river in Egypt".
"Sam just shut the hell up about it already" said an embarrassed and exasperated Dean.
"Okay fine whatever, I'm tired of trying to talk some sense into you, besides I've got better things to do anyways" said Sam walking off into Bobby's study.
"You do know he's right".
"Oh don't you start too" begged Dean turning with a sigh to face Bobby.
"Don't give me your lip boy I ain't so old and crippled that I can't kick your ass. Now I know you can be dense sometimes, but I don't believe for one second you haven't noticed that Castiel has feelings for you".
"He can't Bobby, I mean Cas is an angel what would he even see in me"?
"I don't know but he must have seen something awful special if he was willing to give up heaven for you. Just Dean go talk to him you'll regret it if something happens and you didn't".
"Yeah you're right, but Bobby but thing is I haven't seen him since this morning".
"Oh he's around" said Bobby pointing out the lone figure standing beside a rusted out Ford truck.
Dean took a deep breath before heading outside.
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Cas looked up, and for a moment Dean was certain he was about to fly away again when he said "Wait Cas we need to talk".
"About what"? said Castiel.
"Well first off" Dean said bending down to start rolling some snow into a ball "someone needs to teach you how to make a g-rated snowman. Now get down here and help me". Cas complied and soon they had three progressively smaller balls of snow which Dean had Cas help him stack one on top of the other. "Now" he said "this is the fun part you get to decorate the snow man, and since you made snow Dean I'm going to make snow Cas".
"But this looks nothing like me" said Castiel.
"Well no, not yet but just wait. Now give me your trench coat, and your tie."
Castiel looked at him strangely but handed over the requested items. "Okay now grab me a couple sticks from under that tree over there".
Castiel returned with the two sticks, and Dean carefully inserted them into the sleeves of Castiel's trench coat before sticking them into the snowman, he then wrapped the tie around the snowman neck.
"Now go get me a handful of rocks" when Cas brought him the rocks Dean used then to makes eyes a nose and a mouth.
"Now" said Dean stepping back to get a good look at his handy work "that is one handsome looking snowman"
"But Dean, I don't understand it still looks nothing like me" stated a perplexed Castiel.
"Of course not he's nowhere near as sexy as you are" Dean said pulling the startled angel into a kiss.
Dean knew he was taking a huge gamble, either Castiel totally wanted this, or Dean was about to get himself smited. He was relieved though when he felt the angel awkwardly begin to respond. Deepening the kiss Dean was reward by the sound of the angel moaning his approval as he pulled Dean closer to him.
Dean wasn't sure how long they spent standing there beside Snow Cas kissing, but when they finally came up for air it was to the sound of claps and wolf whistles. Dean made a mental note to thank Sam and Bobby for forcing him to face his feeling for Cas. Of course that didn't mean he wasn't still gonna put some itching powder in Sam's underwear. Pranking Sam could wait though because he had more important things to do like teaching Cas how to make snow angels and other more pleasurable things.
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