Thankfully, their embarassment was overshadowed by the rise of fascism

[bauble]

A writing meme:
Pick a trope from this list and provide a fandom/pairing and I'll tell you something about the story I'd write for that combination (i.e. write a snippet from the story or write not!fic or tell you the title and summary for the story I would write) Current fandoms for me: Inception & Star Trek.

1. genderswap
2. bodyswap - written

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[bauble]

"You've never slept with a man," Eames says slowly, dumbfounded.

"That is what I said, yes," Arthur replies slowly, glancing over his shoulder at Eames as if he were a very dim child having difficulty grasping simple concepts.

"You're lying," Eames says flatly. "That's not possible."

Arthur snorts out a laugh as he turns back to packing up the PASIV. He stops laughing once he sees that Eames is serious. "Wait--are you telling me I don't know who I've had sex with? Is that what's happening here?"

"Your trousers are far too fitted for you to only enjoy vaginas," Eames says. "They practically cup your arse, lovinglly, like a--"

"This is going to a really weird place," Arthur interjects.

"You're a bloody American, for god's sake," Eames bursts out, frustrated. "The only Americans who know how to dress themselves are the ones preoccupied with the way men will see them--namely: women and gay men."

"Is calling me a liar and insulting my country of origin supposed to be your way of hitting on to me?" Arthur shuts the PASIV case and pivots to look at Eames speculatively, leaning back against the table. "Huh. I think it is."

"I do not 'hit on' anyone," Eames says, haughtily. "I seduce, I court, I woo--"

"Okay, yes, you can be my very first sexual experience with a man," Arthur interrupts, swinging the PASIV off the table as he heads towards the door. "Now let's go get something to eat. I'm starving and you should at least buy me dinner before you plunder my virtue."

[beanarie]

Ascssfff more exasperatedly shameless Arthur. I love it. <3

[bauble]

If only everyone could be so matter of fact about losing their virginity!

[jibrailis]

"Your trousers are far too fitted for you to only enjoy vaginas," Eames says.

This is my new motto. Always.

I love this piece, with Arthur being so forthright and Eames being so incredulous. Amazing. :D

[bauble]

Thanks, doll. Nothing like a shockingly frank Arthur and a flabbergasted Eames!