voicemail: shop
"Yeah, this is Morgan's Hardware and Repair shop. We're right on the corner of Sphinx and Loon, across from Turtle & Canary. Our hours are Monday through Friday, 10am to 6pm. Appointments for estimates or in-home work must be made with at least a day's notice, unless it's an emergency. Thank you for calling; we hope to see you soon. Just don't forget to leave your name and a number where we can reach you. Take care."
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