Sarah's Rad Wing Ding and The Horny Limo Driver

Dec 16, 2005 22:28

That was a lot of whisky. It went down so easily though! Turned me into a bitch, but hey, goes without saying. I rode around in Sarah's limo for a bit with Diep the horny limo driver that whacks off all the time, played some pool and harrassed the skanks - I mean....ya I guess I mean skanks. Got my drink on, ate some fries and vandalized some shit with lumpy yogurt and T.P. I stole some guys cowboy hat and showed people my narly moves on the dance floor. Oh ya, hammer time! That's how us pros do it anyway.

Got a show on Wednesday. It sounds lame but I haven't played for a while so it will be nice to start doing that again. I just wish I wasn't so broke! Stupid Christmas getting in the way. Who NEEDS presents anyway?
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