No am time for peace!
Sitting at Bat-computer, typing rapidly and glancing at screens, vaguely aware no longer am alone in cave.
"Greetings, sir." Alfred said cautiously, "Is Master Bruce aware you're in here?"
Not looking up, "Yes!"
"I see. Very well then.... that means 'no' in your unique way of expressing yourself, doesn't it?"
Batzarro shrugged.
Alfred walked closer to the twisted version of his friend, "What brings you here this time?"
"Aliens am no putting metahumans on Earth, and keeping guests off them ships." Points to screens, "Me am no gotta figure what me must not do!"
Viewing the screens, observing friends and other heroes he knows, and some villains he cares not at all about, Alfred felt a growing dread, "Are you aware what has happened to my various charges, sir?"
"Yes, am cause to worry!" flashes the butler a toothy grin, "Them am metahumans too so everybody am want kidnap them!"
Pinching the bridge of his nose, Alfred groaned inwardly, "Would it be too much to ask you to express yourself in a more human manner?"
Straightening up in seat, Batzarro turned to Alfred, "Batman and him partners are not what aliens want." through gritted teeth, he strained out, "Aliens am largely only targeting those with powers, and some aliens them am view as threats." reaches up, squeezes the butler's arm, "Don't worry, am going to be okay."
"Thank you, sir. I appreciate... wait, you actually can speak normally?!?"
Toothy grin, "Me know exactly what you am not say."
Alfred strongly resisted the urge to throttle the Dork Knight.
Taps another button, angling deep space Wayne-Tech satellites to an overview of Earth. Zooming into extreme magnification for a nearly Google-Earth view of cities, "Hmmmm?"
"Dare I ask?"
"Am no troop movements, aliens am no got slavers to hug the bunnies, and soldiers to make friends with local authorities." drums fingers on console, "Time to make them alive, me am no got plan."
"Should I be happy about this?" gives the 'zarro a quizzical view.
Turns in seat, looking at the wide range of Bat-vehicles spread around the cave, "We am no gonna destroy Earth!"