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[batwingedangel]

"Subject: RE: [www.attitude.uk.com] - Enquiry
Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 17:07:01 +0100
From: "kelly butler" Add to Address Book
To: daves_purple_poppy@yahoo.co.uk

Hi,

I'm sorry you feel that way. I have taken a look on our system using
the
details provided in your email and we cannot find your order. Can I ask
how you sent it in and when it was sent in please so that when I find
your account I can block it and send your money back to you.

Please feel free to contact us should you require any further
information or assistance.

Regards,

Kelly, Attitude.

www.attitude.uk.com

TEL: 01522 576670

FAX: 01522 576700

-----Original Message-----
From: daves_purple_poppy@yahoo.co.uk
[mailto:daves_purple_poppy@yahoo.co.uk]
Sent: 12 August 2006 14:31
To: sales
Subject: [www.attitude.uk.com] - Enquiry

The enquiry details are as follows:

Full Name: katttttt
Order No.:
Del Address Line 1:
Del Postcode: tn136te
Telephone No.: 07765645343
Email: daves_purple_poppy@yahoo.co.uk
Order date:
Items ordered: shoes
Order Method: calalog
Payment Method: Payment Method
Enquiry Details: you guys fucking suck ass.
you never send stuff out on time, your all wanker.
dick jockies."