Nov 17, 2007 14:48
" *slowly strips off his clothing, moving closer and closer* Do you want to kill me?!! Then kill me!! *takes off more clothing* Fight me, demon! I am not afraid! *now everything is just swinging in the wind* See if you can kill me! Here I am! Do it!!" -Wayne Myers as Beowulf
*bows, showing more than just his kibbles & bits to the folks standing behind him*
"The reason he did that is because no man wants to fight another naked man...he's afraid that he might touch the guy's dick or something." -Christina Adkison on Beowulf's proven battle tactics