Some Hole-In-the-Wall Taco Stand, Gotham City, Thursday Evening

[batwaffles]

Granted, a dinky little joint like this was probably not the first thing that might come to mind when you thought of places to have dinner on Valentine's Day, but in Stephanie's defense it was open, the food was actually really good, and it was just far enough away from the scene of a recently foiled crime that nobody would think it was a

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[hoorayimrich]

"You have the weirdest criminals here," Tony informed her seriously. Despite one of his villains being named The Unicorn. Yeah.

[batwaffles]

Yes, the look Stephanie was giving him could basically be captioned says the guy who has a villain named The Unicorn. In giant Helvetica font. Like a meme.

"Every city's got to be known for something, I guess," she said, shrugging. "World's Biggest Ball of Yarn, Oldest Rocking Chair In Existence, Weirdest Criminals Ever."

She gave him a sheepish smile. "Welcome to the glamour that is my fabulous hometown."

[hoorayimrich]

Their entires lives were memes waiting to happen. "I see a booming tourist industry about to get robbed."

[batwaffles]

Someone should get on that meme thing.

"Come for the scenery, stay to get burglarized?" Stephanie asked dryly. "The Chamber of Commerce might love that one."