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[battywings]

Went to bed, then got up a few minutes ago to pee. Went pee. Got up and saw a tiny (maybe like a dime or penny in size, including legs) brown spider crawled up onto the toilet seat. I had a panic attack half naked because I became convinced that it had bitten me and I'm going to die from a spider bite to the ass.

And now I'm up and convinced it bit me, even though the logical side of me says that it was too small for it to bite me and matter.

Fuck my life.