FIC: DressCrossed: Know Your Role and Shut Your Mouth
Title: DressCrossed: Know Your Role and Shut Your Mouth
Author: Batty_Gal a.k.a Tetra26
Rating: T
Fandom: Kyou Kara Maou
Pairing: Wolfram/Saralegui
Word Count: 100
Fic Type: Drabble; Humor
Summary: Saralegui hates his role and thinks Wolfram should shut his mouth.
Notes: This is part one of a series of unconnected drabbles with the same theme: Crossdressing.
Dresscrossed: Know Your Role and Shut Your Mouth
"I hate you, and your friend Yozak, so much right now," Saralegui grumbled.
"Don't be that way. He's doing us a huge favor," Wolfram said. "You know how hard it is for us to sneak away together in our actual personas due to our social standings."
"Still, was this ridiculous dress necessary? I look like a prostitute!"
"An extremely cute prostitute, though. We should go to a seedy inn and rent a room, just like if you were a real prostitute and I was really a guy who couldn't get any other kind of sex."
"Wolfram?"
"Yes?"
"Shut up. Now."
Author: Batty_Gal a.k.a Tetra26
Rating: T
Fandom: Kyou Kara Maou
Pairing: Wolfram/Saralegui
Word Count: 100
Fic Type: Drabble; Humor
Summary: Saralegui hates his role and thinks Wolfram should shut his mouth.
Notes: This is part one of a series of unconnected drabbles with the same theme: Crossdressing.
Dresscrossed: Know Your Role and Shut Your Mouth
"I hate you, and your friend Yozak, so much right now," Saralegui grumbled.
"Don't be that way. He's doing us a huge favor," Wolfram said. "You know how hard it is for us to sneak away together in our actual personas due to our social standings."
"Still, was this ridiculous dress necessary? I look like a prostitute!"
"An extremely cute prostitute, though. We should go to a seedy inn and rent a room, just like if you were a real prostitute and I was really a guy who couldn't get any other kind of sex."
"Wolfram?"
"Yes?"
"Shut up. Now."