FIC: And Now, Because No One Demanded It!

Jan 14, 2009 03:08

Title: And Now, Because No One Demanded It!
Author: Batty_Gal a.k.a Tetra26
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Kyou Kara Maou
Pairing: Wolfram x Everyone except Yuuri
Word Count: 1110
Fic Type: Oneshot
Summary: Wolfram has sex with everyone - except Yuuri? Warnings for incest, swearing, slash, het, everything. Sheer parody/crack.

Yuuri couldn't believe his eyes. )

kkm:wolfram, anime, kkm, fanfic:oneshot, kkm:yuuri, fan fiction, slash, ficgenre:comedy, wtf

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ceasefire January 14 2009, 08:48:42 UTC
This is clearly the best fanfiction in the history of fanfiction.

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batty_gal January 14 2009, 08:54:16 UTC
I was going for the "All-Star Batman and Robin" effect -- so bad that it's gooooood.

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pandawolf January 14 2009, 09:49:17 UTC
MY GOSH!!

Moonwalked.. XD

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! :rolls on the floor while clutching her stomach:
and he wanted details. XDDD

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batty_gal January 14 2009, 10:00:13 UTC
Yes, Moonwalked! Doesn't help that Michael Jackson used to wear similar clothing to Yuuri's school uniform. I imagine that he threw a few of his nervous Yuuri "he he's" in there too...

And Wolfram has a little freak in him! LOL

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pandawolf January 14 2009, 10:30:33 UTC
Jacko-style and his trademark shriek :D

Any plan for Shori/Wolfram?

Details how they did that

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batty_gal January 14 2009, 10:40:20 UTC
I'm actually considering an AU that deals with Shouri/Wolfram! I don't know yet... I was wondering what kind of long fic I'd do next since TAATS (lol) will be all posted this week.

LOL a oneshot Shouri/Wolfram sounds interesting right about now though... I'll see.

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seamusog January 14 2009, 14:17:07 UTC
The fic! It burns!!! And you started it with Dacascos, you didn't give us lube, you heartless woman.

Yuuri moonwalking and doing backflips. The WolframxShinou with eye-color changing. Wolfram dreaming of donuts. Hahahaha.

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batty_gal January 14 2009, 14:34:44 UTC
I aim to destroy!

I still have no explanations for the donuts.

Okay, I don't have any explanations for any of it really, but especially the donuts.

And why do I now want to make an AMV with Yuuri's head on Michael Jackson's body? Be glad I don't know how to do all the editing, be very glad...

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littlelinor January 14 2009, 15:27:20 UTC
You win the internet. Surely no fic has been that epic before XD
Also, Wolfram/Shinou *dying of laughter*
I shall forever praise thee for thy epicness.
(ps: check my icon, it's pretty... fitting XD )

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batty_gal January 14 2009, 15:51:54 UTC
LOL mind rape! Definitely fitting for this atrocity.

I couldn't help myself with the Wolfram/Shinou thing... I have issues.

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littlelinor January 14 2009, 15:58:29 UTC
I thought mind rape fit the wolfram/Shinou one pretty good ;)

(I loved it. I have issues to. And I'll write mindraep porn one day, I swear. When I actually stop being a wimp and finish the pr0nfic I've started this summer and become a full-fledged pr0nwriter.)

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sheinah January 14 2009, 15:44:05 UTC
I was laughing like an idiot all the way. Good thing I'm alone at home XD

"Yuuri did back flips away from the room" ROFLMAO XD XD XD

Well, Wolfram sure likes variety lol
This was epic lol

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batty_gal January 14 2009, 15:55:55 UTC
LOL Dream!Wolfram knows that variety is the spice of life!

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