*is at work*
So I updated my myspace thingy, but since I'm still bored, I'll update this with the same bullshit I stuck on myspace. You know, to occupy a few bytes from the server. No harm done, just the half-elimination of my boredom.
Naw, I don't feel like bitching about my day. I want to hear how your day has gone! Tell me!
While you're compiling a thought to type down on my comment field, I'll entertain you for a few brief minutes...
Today, we were making fun of this one lady who farts out dust. Then, the question popped up: Do vegetarians fart? I mean, I'm sure they do, cuz who doesn't fart? But I have never heard any of my vegetarian friends fart. Not at all. I bet their farts aren't as stinky, I'm guessing. Maybe when they fart, a green puff comes out of their ass, but if I say that, then I'm gonna be hated by all vegetarians and vegans, so I should keep that to myself. *keeps the comment to myself* When I went vegetarian for a couple of months, I don't remember farting, let alone farting a green puff out of my ass.
Anywho, I went looking online for interesting articles to read. So far, I've read up on what the difference between carburetors and fuel injectors are, how fuel injectors work, how camshafts work, blah blah blah. Just random under-the-hood stuff.
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Before I leave work, I gotta count a shitload of things out there, and it's not pretty! It's like, damn, someone farted out a shitload of merchandise on our warehouse floor, and expect us to do something with a pile of crap. Ick. Imagine approximately 1,300 boxes of cd's piled in one fat ass pile... and that's just one pile.
Naw, I don't feel like bitching about my day. I want to hear how your day has gone! Tell me!
While you're compiling a thought to type down on my comment field, I'll entertain you for a few brief minutes...
Today, we were making fun of this one lady who farts out dust. Then, the question popped up: Do vegetarians fart? I mean, I'm sure they do, cuz who doesn't fart? But I have never heard any of my vegetarian friends fart. Not at all. I bet their farts aren't as stinky, I'm guessing. Maybe when they fart, a green puff comes out of their ass, but if I say that, then I'm gonna be hated by all vegetarians and vegans, so I should keep that to myself. *keeps the comment to myself* When I went vegetarian for a couple of months, I don't remember farting, let alone farting a green puff out of my ass.
Anywho, I went looking online for interesting articles to read. So far, I've read up on what the difference between carburetors and fuel injectors are, how fuel injectors work, how camshafts work, blah blah blah. Just random under-the-hood stuff.
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Before I leave work, I gotta count a shitload of things out there, and it's not pretty! It's like, damn, someone farted out a shitload of merchandise on our warehouse floor, and expect us to do something with a pile of crap. Ick. Imagine approximately 1,300 boxes of cd's piled in one fat ass pile... and that's just one pile.