thirty.

[battleignition]

WHY ARE ALL THESE PONIES FOLLOWING ME!?!?!

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[hunny_sensor]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH~

The purest maiden in Edensphere, ladies and gentlemen!

[battleignition]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!?!

Shaky writing. Laughing himself to death very slowly.

[hunny_sensor]

virgins

unicorns approach virgins

SCRIBBLED OUT ANGRILY

[battleignition]

WHAT

[hunny_sensor]

group of unicorns

called a blessing

ENJOY YOUR BLESSING

[battleignition]

HOW IS THIS A FUCKING BLESSING!? THEY'RE GONNA SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!

[hunny_sensor]

that's a crappy blessing amirite

[battleignition]

YOU'RE A FREAK!!

Tears of mirth dotting the page.

[hunny_sensor]

All right, all right... but it's true, unicorns flock to virgins. Keep them outside, or pal around with someone who all ready gave away their v-card. From the looks of things, they shy away from "tainted" folks.

Toushi hates Chosen right now

[battleignition]

V-card wtf That's

THAT'S REALLY DUMB. Why the hell

WHY WOULD WE NEED TO KNOW WHO FUCKING HAD S

WHO

who

YEAH. THAT'S DUMB!

[battleignition]

THA-

THAT'S DUMB WHOEVER HEARD OF THAT

[kanin_gitarist]

...that shouldn'ts be so funnies but it is.

[battleignition]

THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT!!!

[kanin_gitarist]

The rest of us gots one. You gots a whole families.

[battleignition]

That's NOT funny!

[kanin_gitarist]

Yeahs, it is.