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[battledancing]

[There's a very loud and persistent stream of toges at first, followed by a hushing sound, low and soothing.] I know, sweetheart. We will look for them.

Ah, to anyone else who can hear this-- you're probably wondering what is going on and how you ended up here, and while I might not have all the answers, I can try to help you to the best of my

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I will gladly take them all (gyea)

[battledancing]

[Oh, she knows you! Kind of. She hasn't migrated to Unova enough times at this point, but yeah.]

Ah, Shauntal? That's... something I should rather tell you in person, actually. [But at least she's got her Pokemon with her, so she should be relatively safe.] Would you care to show me where you are?

I will catch them all (yay)

[battledancing]

[They are lovely summers, indeed, but we're still the Champion. We kind of need to stick around Sinnoh, you know. When we're not traveling all the way to Sinjoh to meet Arceus.]

Yes, that will be good enough. I shouldn't take very long to get there, but please be careful until then, all right?

Like no one ever was...?

[battledancing]

[... well, okay. My Elite is kind of awesome, anyway, they can handle challengers.]

Well, then. I'm on my way over! [And since she's flying on a goddamn mach Pokemon, it will only take her about a few minutes to get there!]

[battledancing]

[... well, he could try a different beach, for a change.

Also, Cynthia will slow down upon arriving, or else accidents might happen. It's good to see Shauntal doesn't seem all that phased, though. Possibly because she's a Ghost-type trainer. They tend to like weird things.]

Hmm, just a few streets away from here. I've been pretty busy with everyone who has arrived today, though.

[battledancing]

[... Volkner emos anywhere, man.

AND YES, SHAUNTAL, OF COURSE YOU HAVE TOTALLY NORMAL INTERESTS. Or at least we can all pretend you do. While secretly reading your fanfiction.]

More common than you would think, actually. Although we don't usually get this many new arrivals at once.

[battledancing]

[NO, SHE JUST WEARS A WEIRDO MUFFLER THING... I'm sure she fills half the requests in the kink meme.]

No one is ever told about this place at first, and any new arrivals have to rely on the people who were already here for information. [And she'll pet Chandelure anyway because she trusts Pokemon. Even the soul-sucking variety. And Milotic can hose it down if it tries anything.] But this is... well, a different dimension.

[battledancing]

[HOW IS THAT FASHIONABLE? also are we going to like those fanfics?]

Oh, it's nothing like the Distortion World at all. The logic of time and space are very much the same in this place... well, relatively speaking.

[battledancing]

[ELESA DRESSES WEIRD, TOO. okay we shall read them, then]

Well, somewhat. I don't know about back home, exactly, but others who have left and returned sometimes report they were back in their own worlds for years, even, while it has only been a week or two in this place.