2nd bite

[battleaxebass]

Attention all wonderland weenies!

[Marceline can be seen on the other end of the feed, grinning a wicked grin. Look at those fangs! She turns the camera around to show a door. In fact, it’s the door to the basement. With a giant M carved on the front. With what was probably her claws.]You see that? That’s M. M for Marceline! That’s right, this is

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[websnapper]

[Man, does this grey horned chick look bored. She watches Marceline's announcement and threat with her chin propped up on her hand...

...and smirks. She pulls out a cerulean blue marker from a drawer somewhere below and doodles just two strokes straight onto her screen, giggling at some joke only she's in on.

M for Marceline? Sure looks like an ♏ for ♏indfang to Vriska!]

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[battleaxebass]

[Oh hey there trollsister, what're you up to. Marceline is a little surprised that her monster form doesn't scare this... thing. Whatever it is. She hasn't met a troll face to face yet. Anyways, it's no fun if she can't terrify anyone.]

What're you smiling about, huh?

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[websnapper]

Hahaha, nothing! What's so special about your room that it needs a big M for Mindfang on it, anyway? You know there's, like, 8 million rooms in this place, right? I don't think anyone actually cares, sorry to say!

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[battleaxebass]

M for Marceline. And there may be a ton of rooms, but there is only one basement! It's super comfy.

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[beyourwarmth]

[ surprised face ]

Are you a vampire?

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[battleaxebass]

[Marceline turns back into her human form to greet the tiny human.]

Sure am! The coolest and most dangerous vampire there ever was. You better watch out!

[She hisses at the camera for good measure.]

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[beyourwarmth]

[ big round eyes ]

You're a scary vampire? Not a nice one?

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[battleaxebass]

Eh, on a case-by-case basis.

[She flicks out her forked tongue like a snake. Spooky!]

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[viral_tyrant]

[A new candidate for experimentation resident he has yet to meet? An outrage!]

I can assure you that the other residents have no interest in trespassing in your room.

[Does the transformation scare him? Not exactly.] And I must say that I am intrigued that you are able to transform as you just did.

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[battleaxebass]

Of course they don't! No one messes with the queen.

Intrigued, huh? It is pretty awesome.

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[viral_tyrant]

So you are a queen in your dimension? [You have even more of his attention now.]

If I may ask, what sort of creature are you? I do not mean to be rude; I'm merely curious.

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[battleaxebass]

Sure am. The vampire queen.

[She reclines in the air and picks between fangs with her pinky finger.]

[epiccombo]

[Whoa. Now that is totally not something that's seen every day. And Puck would know, because he spends more time than he should checking out who's doing what around the mansion.

Most of it is boring shit but once in awhile, there's stuff that catches his eye. Like Marceline turning into a freaking bat.]

...Whoa.

[battleaxebass]

Hahaha!

Hey Puck, s'up?

[epiccombo]

Nothing, just...

[Exactly what he's going to say, he doesn't even know.]

That is really cool.

And badass.

[battleaxebass]

Aww, you're sweet.

[She changes back to talk with him more.]

It's true though. I am totally badass.

[sniffsbutt]

[Sirius is holed up in his room, doing a bit of experimentation with the closets, when he happens to glance at the strange Muggle object he got when he first arrived.

He does a double take when he sees there's a bat on the screen.]

Bloody hell!

[battleaxebass]

[Marceline gets a good laugh out of the look on his face. Mission accomplished!]

Haha, that was great! Nice one!

[sniffsbutt]

[He gets over the initial shock fairly quickly, but he's still gaping slack-jawed at her.]

That's incredible. Maybe even the most incredible thing I've ever seen.

[Yes, he's staring, and he knows he's doing it.]

[battleaxebass]

Haha, what's up with you? You want some undeath or something?

[Seriously there are like 5 billion more incredible things than Marceline in Ooo. But that's Ooo. If something incredible doesn't happen to you on any given day, it's not doing it's job.]