haha I couldn't help myself!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I gave morbid_sleep a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In September I punched darkfairy22187 in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Saturday I helped wannabebrunette see the light (8 points). In October I helped kastaside across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (694 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
battle_star20