[He would have resorted to crashing into the window or breaking down the door, but he chose to handle things in a more domestic way. He stands in front of the house door, shouting and laughing. He doesn't bother addressing her by name, since he knows she'll know.
It's not in his plans to attempt murder. He just wants to mess with her.]
Do you plan on staying inside the house all day? You can't stay in there forever! Come on out and we'll settle this the old fashioned way!
[That voice and that laugh and the main stupidity with it is more than enough to classify this encounter as another damn Prussia moment. Sighing a good bit in annoyance she cracks the door just a little bit to peek out, hand on the knife in her apron pocket.]
Are you sure you really want to do that? I won't hold back, you know.
[Muttered, tiny bit of a smirk on her lips.] And I can kick your ass, even now.
[He, of course, does not see the knife and simply grins. Or he is forcing himself to. He's lost to her on so many occasions that it's not going to make much difference here, but it would be better to say he tried and failed instead of sitting by like a coward for days to come. He's not even armed.]
[Him not being armed wouldn't really be a total surprise to her, but for now she doesn't quite believe her own thoughts. Frowning a bit she takes her hand off the knife, this was going against her own instinct to be armed at all times.]
Because I like being inside, idiot. If you really want a fight, I'll be out in a second. I have one other thing to attend to before wiping the ground with your face.
[His alert bar has raised to a ludicrous level, but he's still at the door. He backs up a bit to give her room to come out should she decide to soon, though. He'd be so much better than this, but he doesn't really have anything to work with.]
[Taking a moment to rummage around the kitchen she picks up a familiar friend of her's. Really, if she's going to fight Prussia she may as well have some sort of back-up, no? Chuckling just a tiny bit to herself she heads back towards the front door, slowly opening it to make sure he doesn't try anything stupid like jumping her. Not that it would make much sense since she would pretty quickly try to beat the ever loving shit out of him for it.]
[That better not have been the frying pan. He's looking straight at the slowly opening door, and now he's wondering exactly what he'll do with nothing. Swing a fist at her? Kick at her? It doesn't matter, he's not jumping her or moving at all. Pre-emptive strikes are meaningless at this point.]
[Sorry, it was~ When she isn't jumped she relaxes just a tiny bit, though her focus stays on him as she moves. She's honestly not about to take her eyes off of the one called her opponent, that's just pure stupid.]
It's not in his plans to attempt murder. He just wants to mess with her.]
Do you plan on staying inside the house all day? You can't stay in there forever! Come on out and we'll settle this the old fashioned way!
Hahahahahahaha!
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Are you sure you really want to do that? I won't hold back, you know.
[Muttered, tiny bit of a smirk on her lips.] And I can kick your ass, even now.
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Then it'll be like the old days.
If you can, why are you still inside?
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Because I like being inside, idiot. If you really want a fight, I'll be out in a second. I have one other thing to attend to before wiping the ground with your face.
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You're going to have to like being outside soon!
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Street or yard? Doesn't matter to me.
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The yard.
[Truthfully, he doesn't want to gain attention.]
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