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[battle_in_bloom]

I am curling up in bed, shutting the curtains, and not leaving until either I wake up and this is all just a nightmare, or SOMEBODY gets these damn things OFF OF ME.

Sometimes I hate this place.

OOC:Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, she's part kangaroo. Complete with pouch.

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(ITS SYMBOLIC AND STUFF)

[impassive_eyes]

Sakura...

It's--

I--

I'm molting.

ooc: couldn't resist Hawk!suke. XD

Re: (ITS SYMBOLIC AND STUFF)

[battle_in_bloom]

DEAL WITH IT.

[impassive_eyes]

I look like something Ctulthu ate and snorted out its nose. Come on, what did you get?

Private to Sasuke

[battle_in_bloom]

Oh, like you haven't been worse.

I'm not telling.

Private to Sakura

[impassive_eyes]

Oh, ha ha ha. It's basically the same but with FEATHERS, Sakura. Feathers that molt everywhere and are annoying.

If you won't tell, then I can't possibly sympathize with you. Are you a lobster, Sakura? A dung beetle? It can't be that bad.

Oh! He cheered her up a little! Yay Sasuke!

[battle_in_bloom]

....feathers are worse than giant hands? Really?

A kangaroo, Sasuke. I'm a kangaroo. You know what kangaroo's have? Kangaroo's have pouches.

I can't find my belly button.

Re: Oh! He cheered her up a little! Yay Sasuke!

[impassive_eyes]

Yes. Becuase they don't shed feathers all over.

....a...kangaroo? Of all things? Actually, that does fit a bit--motherly and violent.

Oh, come on. Pouches>extra appendages.

[battle_in_bloom]

But they're giant hands.

Yes. A kangaroo. Did I not say it enough times for you? I'M NOT VIOLENT!

No way. Extra-appendages > no belly button.

[Private] that last entry has better be private

[impassive_eyes]

Let's keep that on the down low, shall we?

What's the big deal about belly buttons? It isn't like they serve any purpose anymore by the time they appear on our bodies, i.e. tethering us to the placenta.