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[battle_in_bloom]

I swear to god, Naruto, if you keep up with this I will beat you to a pulp. Then I'll Heal you, and do it again.

I. Do. Not. Like. Al. So. There. Look, I even put it out in the public forum! You think I'd be willing to set myself up for public humiliation like that if it wasn't true!?

Also, he doesn't like me. So quite bugging him about it. Right now

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[layers_of_snark]

The costume is gorgeous! You'll have guys all over you.

[Private to Sakura]

Rumours about Al, huh? Need to talk about it, or shal I just arch my eyebrow and comment about too much protesting?

[battle_in_bloom]

I don't want guys all over me! That's why I'm going with Al in the first place - guy friend, decoy, any of this ringing a bell?

[Private to Ino]

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, NOT YOU TOO!

[layers_of_snark]

Sure sure, Sakura, whatever you say~

[Prive to Sakura]

Damn, Forehead, that was dramatic. I mean, its not like it'd be the worst thing ever, Al is adorable. Whatever, Naruto is an idiot anyway. Need to talk about it? We could play "How to kill Naruto," if you like.

Private To Ino

[battle_in_bloom]

I'm sorry. Seriously, you have no idea what I've been putting up with from Naruto. He's been bugging Al, which is just embarrassing, and he's been more than bugging me, and I actually want to murder him because he keeps on talking about leaving me behind to go and do whatever and how I need someone to look after me, when I'm prefectly capable of doing in on my own and

What. The. Hell. I've been working for years so that those stupid idiots won't leave me behind, and now Naruto's all 'You're not strong enough!' 'You're too precious!' and Al better have the freaking password!

Private To Sakura

[layers_of_snark]

I think I have a fair idea. He's a moron. A stubborn moron. A stubborn moron who wears orange at any opportunity, which only proves how moronic he is as well as his lack in taste. Merlin, I have no idea how (or why) you've put up with him and Sasuke over the years. They're both just... whatever.

If you do decide to murder him, let me know. I promise, I'll help you hide the body and everything. Really though, harassing Al? Mor. Ron.

Naruto has no idea what he's talking about. You're way more badass than he is. Hell, you've at least had girls hit on you, which is more than he can say.
Seriously though, you don't need to prove that you're better than them. It's obvious.

((OOC: Wow, sorry about the double post. My typing has gone to hell today, apparently.))

Re: Private To Sakura

[battle_in_bloom]

They're my friends, though. I'll be sure to give Naruto a fantastic funeral.

That's true friendship though, right there. I'm going to have to take you up on that offer.

It's not about being better, it's about...I don't even know how to explain it. But we're all drifting apart, and I seem to be the only one who's trying to keep us all together. I hate this.

Private To Sakura

[layers_of_snark]

See? This is why I'm more awesome then those silly boys~

So you need to prove you aren't weak so they stick around? Sakura, that is messed up. Wait, it's worse then messed up, it's fucked up!
If they aren't trying to keep your friendship alive, they don't deserve it. Can I kick them?

Re: Private To Sakura

[battle_in_bloom]

It's not like that! It's more that..they think they are, but they're not. It's not their fault, it's just the way they are.

Private To Sakura

[layers_of_snark]

They think they're what? Fucked up?

Re: Private To Sakura

[battle_in_bloom]

No! They just - our friendship means different things to each of us. That's just the way it's always been.

Naruto doesn't need me anymore as much now. And who knows what's going on with Sasuke - he apologised to me, you know. For 'everything'.

Private To Sakura

[layers_of_snark]

Yeah. And they've both jerked you around and treated you like crap.
Well. Fine, I'm not the best example of "good friend," but they've been jerking you around.

He did?
About fucking time. Dick.

Re: Private To Sakura

[battle_in_bloom]

They haven't! Not really...I was a brat. And a bitch to both of them, especially Naruto.

You're a great friend. Shut up.

What the hell is everything!? I asked him that, and he clarified, but...it was weird. Sasuke never apologises.

Re: Private To Sakura

[layers_of_snark]

Oh come on, Sakura, if you were a brat and a bitch then I was a more of a brat and a bitch and I was always meaner to Naruto then you ever were.

So are you! I win.

Yeah. Well. Everything is everything. At least he apologised after that shit

Re: Private To Sakura

[battle_in_bloom]

But you're not one of his close friends.

Nuh uh.

Oh, so he's sorry for being my friend?

Anyway, I know you made him. You can be pretty scary when you want to be, you know that?

Re: Private To Sakura

[layers_of_snark]

Yes huh. I always win.

Oh, pfft, now you're being dramatic. He's just apologising for being a dick when you were always there for him and making you feel like crap.
You know. That kind of thing.

I'm not scary, I'm a cuddly kitten. If I did scare him, though, he totally deserved it.

Re: Private To Sakura

[battle_in_bloom]

As I recall, we tie most often.

Well, you were hardly clear.

But - gah! I was there for him in spite of that! You just took away my One True Sacrifice, Ino!

He didn't make me feel like crap. I made me feel like crap. I didn't have to stick around, but I did. It was my choice.

You are so not a kitten. Tiger, maybe. And he's going through a hard time right now, don't be so harsh on him.