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battie_hattie

Emo Hattie is Emo

May 01, 2009 00:16

( OK, so I have to cut this because I hate myself for whining this much about not getting my way. Over fic, for Pete's sake! )

whiney mcwhineypants, emma colligan-deleon, hattie throws a temper tantrum

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quatre_k May 1 2009, 07:48:01 UTC

I'm sorry I do understand your pain. I love baby Emma though she is fricking one of the cutest kids ever to be written

battie_hattie May 1 2009, 07:54:13 UTC

It is the pain of a million fangirls weeping at once! It hurts in the very depths of our hearts and how am I not asleep yet?

Baby Emma is like, I don't even know. I want her to be real.

Alright, let's find out how to get Cash pregnant with Alex's seed.

quatre_k May 1 2009, 07:57:45 UTC

It will be tricky we would have to kidnap them both and that would be the easy part

battie_hattie May 1 2009, 08:03:42 UTC

I think taking them and getting them to do it would be pretty easy (we'd just tell Cash that he had to do it to save Alex's life or something). The problem is, as far as I know, Cash still doesn't have the equipment.

How come the science that made Arnold preggers in Junior isn't real?

quatre_k May 1 2009, 08:08:02 UTC

I know Jeez you would think our science community would get on the ball with that stuff. If only to make fic easier think about how much less complicated mpreg would be if there was established science. But know they just want to run around making it possible to drink your own pee and worrying about how were going to manage to have sex in zero gravity

battie_hattie May 1 2009, 08:12:08 UTC

Seriously! I don't want to drink my own pee!

Eee, in my head, I'm imagining Alex not wanting anyone else to hold Emma until she called him Daddy again, and everyone having to call him Daddy, and Marshall doing that sweet voice thing you do around children when they're too young to understand everything you say to them.

"I'm going to kill Daddy later on, tonight, when he sleeps because having to call him Daddy all the time is starting to give me really uncomfortable sexualized nightmare that would make even Cash cringe and there's not enough brain bleach or phone sex with my girlfriend to get that image out of my brain."

quatre_k May 1 2009, 08:17:27 UTC

LoL so awesome! that's how you end up being around babies we all call my Mom Grandma now because our nephew kept calling her mom and he was calling his mom by her name

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