In an attempt to be Americanized, my friends and I decided it was time for me to have the ultimate American dining experience...at the fine dining establishment named Sizzler. [I've never been]
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No one told us that SIZZLER CLOSES AT 9. WHAT THE F***! I don't go out to dinner until 9!! all the reservations with my family are for like 9:30 omg. My dawgs and I were there at 9:05. Danny told me to show my boobs to the guy that wouldn't let us in but I'm a respectful girl. I wouldn't show my boobs for "All you can eat shrimp." Well, maybe. but the disappointment was relieved when we went to mary callender's, which brought back delightful memories of a trip to visit jenna at lmu. As soon as i was in the restaurant i yelled, "I love this place because it reminds me of DEATH." Then it took us like an hour to choose because our appetites were ravenous as usual and everything sounded beautiful. "Oh I like the turkey croissant club..." "...but the turkey with tomatos and basil mmmm..." "yeah like thanksgiving." "but wait this hamburger sounds really great" "...Im really in the mood for a baked potato" "...WHERE CAN I ACQUIRE SHRIMPS WITHOUT ANYTHING ELSE!" Yeah then we drove around aimlessly and found a tricked out car convention in the parking lot of like a walmart or something and it was so hot until we thought we were gonna get shot by guys in toyatas with lamborghini doors. A guy beckoned us to enter this parking lot, so we did because we gave into peer pressure and then he started yelling things at us in a weird way and gesturing things and laughing...it was odd. Then danny almost crashing into a young hispanic male on a bicycle. And i'm not exaggerating...the front of my car was almost on top of the boys bicycle. That outta teach him not to ride his bicycle without lights at midnight. Then poor hae jung had to leave and so danny jenna and i continued to drive aimlessly and then we got candy and scratcher lotto cards and danny won a free one so that was great. So random.