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"Man with a Bloody Face"
Yesterday I went to the County Fair
The experience was more than I can bare
Lots of minorities, everywhere.
Some ate cake, some ate pie
Pigs and Turkey, one might buy
Then keep Grandma there to die.
For lunch, corn--and inside--meat
The fair is not described as neat
Kellan nearly fell out 'her seat.
On the Buccaneer, through the air we flew
Twas a machine that was not new
And the Bumper Cars reeked of poo.
We mingled with the common crowd
White trash people did abound
Especially those who were quite round.
We left the fair without a tart
The dirty place, we had to part
Dane Cook warns, "Don't leave your shopping cart"
Yesterday I went to the County Fair
The experience was more than I can bare
Lots of minorities, everywhere.
Some ate cake, some ate pie
Pigs and Turkey, one might buy
Then keep Grandma there to die.
For lunch, corn--and inside--meat
The fair is not described as neat
Kellan nearly fell out 'her seat.
On the Buccaneer, through the air we flew
Twas a machine that was not new
And the Bumper Cars reeked of poo.
We mingled with the common crowd
White trash people did abound
Especially those who were quite round.
We left the fair without a tart
The dirty place, we had to part
Dane Cook warns, "Don't leave your shopping cart"