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It is virtually inevitable that my sons, at some point, are going to have friends named Aiden, Kaden, Jayden, Hayden, Braydon, Gaydon, La'Shayden, Plabfhalktrhelkflayden, and/or some variation on or combination of these. And I'm not going to react well; that I can already see. A little boy at kindergarten named Kaden is friendly toward Jacob, and he seems cute and nice, but when I have encountered his parents at school events, I find myself searching for signs of mental defects in them. Maybe they chose their son's name to honor the memory of his great grandfather, uh, Kaden? ... I think probably not, though.
I'M JUST A GODDAMNED NAME SNOB, OKAY? I have a problem.
I'M JUST A GODDAMNED NAME SNOB, OKAY? I have a problem.