1 2 3 4 get yo woman on tha floor
You know what's more pathetic, as a married, completely heterosexual male, than spending Valentine's Day with your single meek-mannered best mate while your smoking hot wife runs around Australia with the two LEAST heterosexual males to have ever lived?
NOTHING
Clearly, I spent VDay with Rab and Rojn and his pup Tallie at his place, getting hammered (I couldn't convince him to go out to a bar to help him pull a chick for love or money it was ridiculous) because of my 'delicate sensibilities' and he didn't want me to feel 'left out.' Honestly, I think Diva would have given me the night out pass to go take this sad sack out and find him a shag. My fucking god. Some people.
Other than that and running the Bikinus IAMAGOOCH (pretty sure that's the right acronym) HQ from our flat, not a lot else is going on. It's coming down the end now - matron - and I for one am fuck all glad for it. A bit different to the usual summer festival schedule, with her being off AND out of contact, even though that Valentine's Vid entry (that was all "Scandalous" and "crass" to which I say: you should see her without a network censor) was good enough to almost tide me over until the big day. Got big badarse things coming up in 2013 for the Auditores, I feel it in my bone(r)s.
VOTE BIKINUS, FOOLS.
NOTHING
Clearly, I spent VDay with Rab and Rojn and his pup Tallie at his place, getting hammered (I couldn't convince him to go out to a bar to help him pull a chick for love or money it was ridiculous) because of my 'delicate sensibilities' and he didn't want me to feel 'left out.' Honestly, I think Diva would have given me the night out pass to go take this sad sack out and find him a shag. My fucking god. Some people.
Other than that and running the Bikinus IAMAGOOCH (pretty sure that's the right acronym) HQ from our flat, not a lot else is going on. It's coming down the end now - matron - and I for one am fuck all glad for it. A bit different to the usual summer festival schedule, with her being off AND out of contact, even though that Valentine's Vid entry (that was all "Scandalous" and "crass" to which I say: you should see her without a network censor) was good enough to almost tide me over until the big day. Got big badarse things coming up in 2013 for the Auditores, I feel it in my bone(r)s.
VOTE BIKINUS, FOOLS.