In which Ashe should probably not be allowed to take myth classes
nevra solstice (7:32:27 PM): i love old time porn
Xfeilynx (7:32:33 PM): lololol
nevra solstice (7:34:06 PM): "Enki aroused Uttu. He clasped her to the bosom, lying in her crotch, fondled her thighs, fondled her with the hand. He clasped her to the bosom, lying in her crotch, made love to the youngster and kissed her. Enki poured semen into Uttu's wound and she conceived the semen in the womb, the semen of Enki."
nevra solstice (7:34:20 PM): ^womb
nevra solstice (7:34:22 PM): not wound
nevra solstice (7:34:24 PM): :'D
Xfeilynx (7:34:25 PM): fondled her with the hand
nevra solstice (7:34:28 PM): yes
nevra solstice (7:34:31 PM): with the hand
Xfeilynx (7:34:33 PM): XD
Xfeilynx (7:34:41 PM): oh baby
nevra solstice (7:34:45 PM): sexy, right?
nevra solstice (7:34:55 PM): he made love to her, because she made him work for it
nevra solstice (7:35:03 PM): by bring her fruits and vegetables :'D
Xfeilynx (7:35:09 PM): :'D
nevra solstice (7:35:21 PM): she was a modern woman
nevra solstice (7:35:25 PM):
nevra solstice (7:35:43 PM): not giving it up until she got something in return
Xfeilynx (7:36:29 PM): :|a
Xfeilynx (7:36:59 PM): you should probably get me something, then
nevra solstice (7:37:08 PM): I'm getting you me
Xfeilynx (7:37:13 PM): :|a
nevra solstice (7:37:22 PM): now give it up
Xfeilynx (7:37:34 PM): LMAO
nevra solstice (7:37:43 PM): /romantic
Xfeilynx (7:37:50 PM): oh baby take me now
nevra solstice (7:37:51 PM): look, I'll buy you an apple
nevra solstice (7:37:59 PM): but then you gotta give me sex
Xfeilynx (7:38:02 PM): are you going to buy me a knife to eat it with
nevra solstice (7:38:06 PM): no
Xfeilynx (7:38:21 PM): what is the point in having an apple i can't nom
nevra solstice (7:38:41 PM): i don't care, i just want the sex that clearly comes with me providing for you
nevra solstice (7:38:48 PM): with one apple
nevra solstice (7:38:57 PM): god, i'd be a horrible man
Xfeilynx (7:39:47 PM): XDXDXD
Xfeilynx (7:39:54 PM): you are not aman though
nevra solstice (7:39:56 PM): this is going in an lj post
Xfeilynx (7:40:02 PM): LMAO
nevra solstice (7:40:11 PM): no, i know i'm not a man
nevra solstice (7:40:14 PM): i am just saying
nevra solstice (7:40:19 PM): i would be a horrible one
Xfeilynx (7:40:19 PM): for which i am very glad
Xfeilynx (7:40:23 PM): is how i was going to finish that
Xfeilynx (7:40:27 PM): but then you distracted me
nevra solstice (7:40:39 PM): so since i am not a man, i'll get you apple slices
Xfeilynx (7:40:47 PM): my hero *_*
nevra solstice (7:40:52 PM): sex now? c: